John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)O'Rell, Max
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John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)
O'Rell, Max
England -- Social life and customs; Women -- Great Britain
_Susie._--"Ah! well, my dear, make your mind easy, he is better, he
has got over it."
_Jennie._--"Heaven be praised! And yet--I know it's selfishness--but I
should like to have him here with me."
_Susie._--"But has nobody told you he is married?..."
_Jennie._--"Married! I don't believe a word of it."
_Susie._--"It is true enough, though. I took tea with his wife not
more than a fortnight ago."
_Jennie._--"Fancy the wretch! What a set the men are to be sure!...
And what woman has been mad enough to tie herself to him? the old
grumbler, old tyrant, old miser ... the...."
_Susie._--"Hush, my love; remember where you are.... Besides, between
ourselves, I don't believe he is over happy."
_Jennie._--"Serve him right ... the idea ... at his age too....
Perhaps he thought he was going to be married for his good looks, the
idiot!"
_Susie._--"At his age! He calls himself fifty-five...."
_Jennie._--"He tells falsehoods; he is sixty, and over.... Oh! if ever
I come across him here!... I...."
_Susie._--"He has married a very religious woman ... she makes him go
to every service ... he is a pattern to all his townsmen."
_Jennie._--"It just serves him right! but who is the woman?"
_Susie._--"Sarah Robinson."
_Jennie._--"What! the widow of Robinson, the chemist of High Street?"
_Susie._--"Just so."
_Jennie._--"And you say she is religious! Well well, she must have
changed since my time, and no mistake. Of course, you know the stories
that used to be told about her.... She was no better than she should
be, my dear, that is certain ... and...."
_Susie._--"Well, she is a model of piety now."
_Jennie._--"Oh! enough of this subject. There, let us talk of
something else.... Let me see, when was it you arrived here?"
_Susie._--"Yesterday morning, at twenty past eight. Everything seems
so strange to me ... this calm ... but what I can't get over is to see
the negroes, the Chinese, the savages; what a number of them are
here! ... those that our missionaries converted, I suppose. What a
blessed work, our foreign missions! Only I fancy all those converts
ought to have a place ... how shall I explain myself? ... marked out
for them. To speak candidly, I quite expected to see our glorious
nation treated with a great deal more consideration than it seems to
be."
_Jennie._--"Yes, isn't it strange? I can't understand it at all."
_Susie._--"Would you believe it, I had to wait two mortal hours at
the gate yesterday morning, and, when at last my turn came, Saint
Peter never even got up to welcome me ... and pay me a compliment or
two?... It would have been nothing but polite, I am sure; for, after
all, where would Paradise be without us? Who is it that proclaims the
glory of God at the four corners of the universe, I should like to
know?"
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