Great Britain -- History -- 17th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction
I found myself sitting close to the head of the table, on the right hand
of my host, betwixt a portly doctor of laws and my worthy Master
Quellinus. This latter was now all but recovered from his fatigue,
having slept soundly in the arbour. He was in a high good humour at the
sight of the many varied dishes before him, and cried out their merits
to me in a loud, excited tone, which made my cheeks burn. "There," he
cried, "there is the dish I love above all others. ’Tis hashed venison
with young herbs, and sour wine for a relish. Ah, I have already
enjoyed it in anticipation. In a few seconds I shall have enjoyed it in
reality. Therefore I argue I have gained two pleasures from it, whereas
men of no imagination have but one. And, God bless my eyes! do I see a
plate of stewed eels over there before that thick man in the brown coat?
Gad! I fear he will devour them all himself, for he looks to have
capacity and judgment. Plague take him, I am in a very torment of
anxiety. Prithee, my good John, seek out a servant and bid him bring it
over here." I know not how far he might have gone, had not all talking
been put an end to by the minister arising and saying a lengthy Latin
grace. In the midst of it I stole a glance at my neighbour, and his
face wore so comical an expression of mingled disgust and eagerness that
I could scarcely refrain from laughing. But all did not conduct
themselves so well, for there was a great disputation going on among
some of the regiment which much hindered the effect of the minister’s
Latin. Indeed, I believe had he spoken another dozen words, the patience
of some would have gone altogether.
"Now," said Master Wishart from the head of the table, "I trust,
gentlemen, that ye may find the entertainment to your liking. Fall to
heartily, for this weather gives a keen edge to the appetite. _Occupet
extremum scabies_, as Horatius hath it; which being translated into the
vulgar idiom is ’Deil tak the hin-most.’ Know you that proverb, John?
Come, Master Quellinus, set to, man, ye’ve had a serious day’s work, and
our fleshly tabernacles will not subsist on nothing," adding in an
undertone to me, "though it’s little pressing ye need, for to press ye
to eat is like giving a shog to a cairt that’s fa’in ower the Castle
Rock."
I paid little heed to Master Quellinus’s conversation, which ran chiefly
on viands, or to that of my left-hand neighbour, whose mouth was too
full for words. But I found great entertainment in watching the faces
and listening to the speech of some of the other guests. The table was
wide and the light dim, so that I had much ado to make out clearly those
opposite me. I marked Mistress Kate, very daintily dressed, talking
gaily to some one at her side.
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