John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
There was no time to be lost; this was the Saturday. The next
rising sun would shine on the Sabbath. Ah, what a case I was in I
could mostly have drowned myself, had I not been frighted. What
could I do? My love had vanished like lightning: but oh, I was in
a terrible gliff! Instead of gundy, I sold my thrums to Mrs Walnut
for a penny, with which I bought at the counter a sheet of paper
and a pen; so that in the afternoon I wrote out a letter to the
minister, telling him what I had been given to hear, and begging
him, for the sake of mercy, not to believe Jess’s word, as I was
not able to keep a wife, and as she was a leeing gipsy.
PUSHING MY FORTUNE.
The days of the years of my ’prenticeship having glided cannily
over on the working board of my respected maister, James Hosey,
where I sat working cross-legged like a busy bee, in the true
spirit of industrious contentment, I found myself at the end of the
seven year, so well instructed in the tailoring trade, to which I
had paid a near-sighted attention, that, without more ado, I girt
myself round about with a proud determination of at once cutting my
mother’s apron string, and venturing to go without a hold. Thinks
I to myself “faint heart never won fair lady;” so, taking my stick
in my hand, I set out towards Edinburgh, as brave as a Hielander
in search of a journeyman’s place. I may set it down to an especial
providence, that I found one, on the very first day, to my heart’s
content in by at the Grassmarket, where I stayed for the space of
six calendar months.
Had it not been from a real sense of the duty I owed to my future
employers, whomsoever they might be, in making myself a first-rate
hand in the cutting, shaping, and sewing line, I would not have
found courage in my breast to have helped me out through such a
long and dreary time.
Never let us repine, howsomever, but consider that all is ordered
for the best. The sons of the patriarch Jacob found out their
brother Joseph in a foreign land, and where they least expected it:
so it was here--even here where my heart was sickening unto death,
from my daily and nightly thoughts being as bitter as gall--that I
fell in with the greatest blessing of my life, Nanse Cromie!
In the flat below our workshop lived Mrs Whitterraick, the wife of
Mr. Whitterraick, a dealer in hens and Hams in the poultry market,
who coming from the Lauder neighbourhood had hired a bit wench of
a lassie that was to follow them come the term. And who think ye
should this lassie be, but Nanse Cromie, afterwards, in the course
of a kind providence, the honoured wife of my bosom, and the mother
of bonny Benjie.
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