John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
Just at the time that the twa blind fiddlers were playing the
Downfall of Paris, a hand-bell rang and up goes the green curtain,
being hauled to the ceiling, as I observed wi’ the tail o’ my
ee, by a birkie at the side, that had haud o’ a rope. So, on the
music stopping and all becoming as still as that you might have
heard a pin fall, in comes a decent old gentleman, at his leasure,
weil powdered, wi’ an auld-fashioned coat, and waistcoat wi’ flap
pockets, brown breeches, with buckles at the knees, and silk
stockings, with red gushets on a blue ground. I never saw a man in
sic distress; he stampit about, and better stampit about, dadding
the end of his staff on the ground, and emploring all the powers of
heaven and yearth to help him to find out his run-awa’ daughter,
that had decampit wi’ some neerdowell loon of a halfpay captain,
that keppit her in his arms frae her bed-room window, up twa pair
o’ stairs. Every father and head of a family maun hae felt for a
man in his situation, thus to be rubbit of his dear bairn, and
an only daughter too, as he tell’t us ower and ower again, as the
saut tears ran gushing down his withered face, and he aye blew
his nose on his clean callendered pocket napkin. But, ye ken, the
thing was absurd to suppose, that we should ken ony thing about
the matter, having never seen either him or his daughter between
the een afore, and no kenning them by head mark; so, though we
sympathised with him, as folks ought to do with a fellow-creature
in affliction, we thought it best to haud our tongues, to see what
might cast up better than he expected. So out he gaed stamping at
the ither side, determined, he said, to find them out, though he
should follow them to the world’s end, Johnny Groat’s House, or
something to that effect.
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