John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
With that the king borrowed an old shoe of the cobbler, and went
over to the inn, desired the cobbler would bring his shoe to
him thither as soon as he had put on the heel again. The cobbler
promised he would; so making what haste he could to put on the
heel, he carries it over to the king, saying, honest blade, here
is thy shoe again, and I warrant thee it will not come off in such
haste again.
Very well, says the king, what must you have for your pains?
A couple of pence, replied the cobbler.
Well, said the king, seeing thou art an honest merry fellow, there
is a tester for thee; come, sit down by me, I will drink a full pot
with thee; come, here’s a good health to the king.
With all my heart, said the cobbler, I’ll pledge thee were it in
water.
So the cobbler sat down by the king and was very merry, and drank
off his liquor very freely; he likewise sung some of his merry
songs and catches, whereat the king laughed heartily, and was very
jocund and pleasant with the cobbler, telling him withal that his
name was Harry Tudor, that he belonged to the court, and that if
he would come and see him there, he would make him very welcome,
because he was a merry companion, and charged him not to forget his
name, and to ask any one for him about the court, and they would
soon bring him to him; for, said the king, I am very well known
there.
Now the cobbler little dreamt that he was the king that spake to
him, much less that the king’s name was Harry Tudor. Therefore,
with a great deal of confidence, he stands up and puts off his hat,
makes two or three scrapes with his foot, and gives the king many
thanks, also telling him that he was one of the most honest fellows
he ever met with in all his life time, and although he never had
been at court, yet he should not be long before he would make a
holyday to come and see him.
Whereupon the king, paying for what they had drunk, would have
taken his leave of the cobbler; but he, not being willing to
part with him, took hold of his hand, and said, by my faith you
must not go, you shall not go, you shall first go and see my
poor habitation, I have there a tub of good brown ale that was
never tapped yet, and you must go and taste it, for you are the
most honest blade I ever met withal, and I love an honest merry
companion with all my heart.
CHAP. II.
How the Cobbler entertained the King in his cellar, and of the
disturbance they had like to have had by his wife Joan.
So the cobbler took the king with him over the way, where he had
his cellar adjoining the stall, which was handsomely and neatly
furnished for a man of his profession. Into the cellar he took the
king; there, said he, sit down, you are welcome; but I must desire
you to speak softly, for fear of waking my wife Joan, who lies hard
by, (shewing the king a close bed made neatly up at one corner of
the cellar, much like a closet,) for if she should wake she will
make our ears ring again.
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