John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, ClassifiedGraham, Dougal
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John Cheap, the Chapman's Library. Vol. 1: Comic and Humorous: The Scottish Chap Literature of Last Century, Classified
Graham, Dougal
Chapbooks, Scottish; English literature -- 18th century; Graham, Dougal, 1724-1779; Popular literature -- Scotland
At which speech of the cobbler’s the king laughed, and told him he
would be mindful and follow his directions.
Whereupon the cobbler kindled up a fire, and fetched out a brown
loaf, from which he cut a lusty toast, which he sat baking at the
fire; then he brought out his Cheshire cheese. Now, says he, there
is as much fellowship in eating as in drinking.
Which made the king admire the honest freedom of the cobbler. So
having eaten a bit the cobbler began. A health to all true hearts
and merry companions; at which the king smiled, saying, friend I’ll
pledge thee.
In this manner they ate and drank together till it was almost break
of day; the cobbler being very free with his liquor, and delighting
the king with several of his old stories, insomuch that he was
highly pleased with the manner of his entertainment; when, on a
sudden, the cobbler’s wife Joan began to awake. I’faith, says the
cobbler, you must begone, my wife Joan begins to grumble, she’ll
awake presently, and I would not for half the shoes in my shop she
should find you here.
Then taking the king by the hand, he led him up the stairs, saying,
farewell honest friend, it shan’t be long before I make a holyday
to come and see thee at court.
Thou shalt be kindly welcome, replied the king.
So they parted the king on his way to Whitehall, and the cobbler to
his cellar, and there putting all things to rights before his wife
Joan got up, he went to work again, whistling and singing as merry
as he used to be, being much satisfied that he happened on so good
and jovial a companion, still pleasing himself in his thoughts how
merry he should be when he came to court.
CHAP. III.
How the Cobbler prepared himself to go to court, and how he was
set out in the best manner by his wife Joan.
Now as soon as the king came home, he sent out orders about the
court, that if any one enquired for him by the name of Harry Tudor,
they should immediately bring him before him, whatever he was,
without any further examination.
The cobbler thought every day a month till he had been at court to
see his new acquaintance, and was troubled how he should get leave
of his wife Joan, for he could not get without her knowledge, by
reason he did resolve to make himself as fine as he could, for his
wife always keeped the keys of his holyday clothes; whereupon one
evening, as they sat at supper finding her in a very good humour,
he began to lay open his mind to her, telling her the whole story
of their acquaintance, repeating it over and over again, that he
was the most honest fellow that ever he met withal. Husband, quoth
she, because you have been so ingenious as to tell me the whole
truth, I will give you leave to make a holyday, for this once you
shall go to court, and I will make you as fine as I can.
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