John de Lancaster: a novel; vol. III.Cumberland, Richard
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John de Lancaster: a novel; vol. III.
Cumberland, Richard
Wales, North -- Fiction
Here is the date of his death, rejoined the Lawyer, copied from the
plate on his coffin; and by this it appears, that he lived to complete
a period of forty-three years, five months and three days.
_Sufficit!_ said Llewellyn; the plate upon his coffin is evidence. Now
let us understand what he employed himself upon during that period.
A silence ensued for a considerable time. David referred himself to the
metheglin; the other two to meditation on the past events of Philip’s
life, as materials for history.
He was very fond of angling, said the Lawyer.--He was so, replied the
Doctor, and you may put that down in the archives, only you need not
inform posterity, that he never got a bite.
Pooh! rejoined Davis, that naturally happened, because he was too
indolent to bait his hook.--He had an acknowledged partiality for the
game of chess.
Yes, and an acknowledged ignorance of it, said the Doctor. I am apt to
think, that it will be perfectly safe to record, that he was six feet
high--
Wanting half an inch, rejoined the Lawyer.
Pshaw! exclaimed the Doctor; if you begin to reckon up all that is
_wanting_, there will be no end to the account.
David now unmuzzled his oracle, and began to utter--Gentlemen, give me
leave to observe to you, that you wander from the points, that chiefly
constituted the exemplary character of the deceased personage, whose
incomparable qualities we are even now preparing to commemorate. He
possessed, as I can witness, a most laudable respect for the almost
miraculous powers of music: I do not say that Mr. Philip De Lancaster
was skilled in the practice of that sublime art; but I do say, that he
was at the pains of ascending the winding stair-case of my turret, and
of entering my chamber on the top of it, for the benevolent purpose of
employing me to expel the meagrims, or blue devils, as they are called,
from the possession they had taken of his lady, and restoring her to
health and spirits by the healing remedy of dulcet tones, elicited by me
from my harp.
A fiddlestick for your harp! exclaimed the man of medicine. I tell you,
that its dulcet tones were the very death of his wife. You may take that
from me, friend David, _in verbo medici_.
I’ll not take that from you, or any one else, friend or foe, retorted
the enraged musician; and now began an altercation between chemicals and
galenicals _versus_ chords and crotchets, which was maintained with
such heat, (both gentlemen being of the principality,) that in the
confusion of tongues all memory of poor Philip’s history was done away,
and to this hour no record, anecdote or account of that unfortunate
gentleman is any where to be found, save only what the historic tool of
the engraver has briefly inscribed upon the lacquered plate, that
ornaments his coffin.
CHAPTER VIII.
_Our History verges to its Conclusion.--Cornet Roberts arrives at
Penruth Abbey._
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