Again Mr. Naylor showed interest, and learned that the water pressure
was not all that it should be in the neighbourhood, and it was thought
that some foreign substance had got into the pipes. Just as the
watermen were preparing to pack up and take a leisurely departure, two
men, their overalls smeared and spotted with red-lead, arrived at the
end of the street with a hand-barrow.
In due course a cutting of some fifteen or twenty feet was made in the
roadway, and the reek of stale gas assailed the nostrils of the
passer-by.
Obviously some shadow of misfortune brooded over Apthorpe Road, for no
sooner were these men beginning to pack up their tools, than the
road-men arrived, with a full-blooded steam-roller, bent upon ploughing
up and crushing down Apthorpe Road to a new and proper symmetry. In
short the thoroughfare in which Mr. Montagu Naylor lived seemed never
to be without workmen by day, and by night watchmen to protect
municipal property from depredation.
"I'm not so sure," remarked Malcolm Sage to Thompson who had entered
his room soon after Colonel Walton had gone to pay his call at 110,
Downing Street, "that the menage Naylor isn't a subject for
investigation by the Food Controller."
Thompson grinned.
"Eighty pounds of potatoes seems to be a generous week's supply for
three people."
"And other things to match, sir," said Thompson with another grin.
"Haricot beans, cabbage, they're nuts on cabbage, salad and all sorts
of things that are not rationed. I think it must be diabetes," he
added with another grin.
"Possibly, Thompson, possibly," said Malcolm Sage; "but in the meantime
we will assume other explanations. Some people eat more than others.
For instance, the German is a very big eater."
"And a dirty one, too, sir," added Thompson with disgust. "I've been
at hotels with 'em."
"Seven meals a day is one of the articles of faith of the good German,
Thompson," continued Malcolm Sage.
"And what's the result, sir?" remarked Thompson.
"I suppose," remarked Sage meditatively, "it's the same as with a
bean-fed horse. They go out looking for trouble."
"And they're going to get it," was the grim rejoinder.
"Well, carry on, Thompson," said Sage by way of dismissal. "You'll
learn a great deal about the green-grocery trade in the process."
"And waterworks--and gas and things, sir," grinned Thompson.
As Thompson opened the door of Malcolm Sage's room, he stepped aside to
allow Colonel Walton to enter, and then quietly closed the door behind
him.
"Bad time?" enquired Sage as Colonel Walton dropped into a chair and,
taking off his cap, mopped his forehead.
"On this occasion I resigned for both of us."
For once in his life Malcolm Sage was surprised. He looked
incredulously across at his chief, who gazed back with a comical
expression in his eyes.
"I thought I was left at home for fear I might resign," said Malcolm
Sage drily when Colonel Walton had finished telling him of the
interview.
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