John Henry Smith: A humorous romance of outdoor lifeAdams, Frederick Upham
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John Henry Smith: A humorous romance of outdoor life
Adams, Frederick Upham
Humorous stories; Outdoor life -- Fiction
"Hallelulia; keep a-looking;
Hallelulia, my men;
Hallelulia; keep a-watching!
Must I tell you again?"
"Oh, why can't I hole out on each green in two?
Because we all find that a hard thing to do."
CHORUS
"Hallelulia; grasp your putter
Hallelulia, again,
Hallelulia; hit it harder!
Never up, never in!"
It was a great occasion, but I have things to narrate which are of much
more import. The board of directors of the N.O. & G. railroad met on
Friday!
Mr. Harding and I went to the city together. He was very busy looking
over papers, and noticing his preoccupation I did not attempt to engage
in conversation with him.
I had plenty to think of. This was the day big with my future. This was
the day when the conspirators proposed to pass the dividend on the stock
of the N.O. & G. Would they dare to do it? What would result if they
did?
Knowing as I did that the earnings of the property had increased and
that its prospects never were more favourable, I could not believe it
possible that responsible officials would dare take so unwarranted a
step for the purpose of influencing stock quotations. But while I kept
my head and appeared outwardly calm, I was nervous, and I frankly
confess it.
I was weighing the situation in its various lights when Mr. Harding
spoke to me.
"Are you good at figures, Smith?" he asked.
"I can add, subtract, multiply and divide," I said with some confidence.
"Good!" he growled. "You've got nothing else to do, so you may as well
help me on multiplication and addition. Multiply these by those and add
'em up--right quick, won't you?"
He passed to me a piece of paper containing the following memorandum:
500................................68-1/2
1100................................67-3/4
4000................................67-1/2
300................................66-7/8
600................................66-1/2
1700................................65-1/2
200................................64
2300................................63-1/2
1000................................62-3/4
500................................61-1/4
3000................................60-1/2
1200................................59
300................................59-1/4
100................................58-7/8
400................................58-1/2
250................................59
1000....... ........................58-3/8
There were dates opposite the larger numerals, but these, of course, did
not enter into the computation.
Harding handed me a blank pad and resumed his study of other papers
which from time to time he produced from a large black-covered folio. It
took me some time to finish this calculation, but at last my task was
ended and I gave the slip to him.
"Sure that's right, Smith?" he asked, looking at the footing.
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