John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
’Lord bless you! no; he don’t look like an ancestor of our family. No
flesh and blood and muscle and go-ahead there; all thinness and fine
bone and whimsy, very well for show, but no use for work. Though I do
not know who the party was, yet I do know something queer about the
picture. This house don’t belong to me, I rent it; and in the lease
that picture goes with the house, and so does a bundle of old
walking-sticks that we keep in the attic. Now ain’t that curious? I
reckon the sticks belonged to that old fellow in the red coat, but I
can’t say. He and the house and the sticks go together. You can’t rent
the house without the sticks and the picture. The sticks are not worth
much; they would not fetch half a crown, the whole lot of them, at a
sale. There is one with a head I thought was silver gilt, but it is no
such thing, it is gilded copper; there is a second, mottled with things
like trees on it; and there is one, and that the queerest of all, has an
ivory handle with holes in it, like a flute, but with tongues to them
like those in an accordion, so that any one up to that sort of thing
might play a tune on it. Sampson could do it if he tried, but there is
a reason why he don’t try. It is all cursed superstition, but still it
won’t do to tempt Providence; that’s my doctrine, and I challenge
Scripture to make better. What—no appetite?’ he asked, when Mirelle
declined a slab of cold mutton placed before her. ’Come, come, we must
get hearty to our meat in Old England, and have no pecking of crumbs and
nibbling of salads here, like birds and rabbits.’ He ate himself and
said, ’Missie! you don’t get mutton like this in France. I’ve been in
Paris, and I ought to know. I dined in the Palley-royal, and I said to
the garçon—garçon! By the way, missie! what is the name you call
yourself by? Garçon, garçon?’
’Garcia,’ answered Mirelle, haughtily.
’Garcia, is it. Well, garçon means waiter, so I take it Garcia means
bar-maid, eh? Why, there are the boys. I hear them in the hall. Excuse
me a moment, I want a word with Sampson.’ Down went his knife and fork,
and the great fellow dashed noisily out of the room.
The situation for Herring was not pleasant, but young Tramplara relieved
him of his embarrassment the moment he entered by going directly to him
with extended hand: ’Very sorry I wasn’t polite t’other day; but there,
forgive and forget, as the foot-pad said to the traveller when he
relieved him of his purse.’
’No, no, Sampy,’ put in his father; ’you are out there, my boy. Verify
your quotations, say I. That same sentiment proceeds from
Shakespeare—one of the writers of the Apocrypha,’ he added, in
explanation to Mirelle; ’not quite a prophet, but tinged with the
prophetic fire.’
Herring frankly accepted the apology. Young Tramplara was followed into
the room by a gentleman, tall, with light hair and very light moustache,
a military air, and a handsome face and figure.
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