John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
’Polpluggan was tightly salted,’ said young Sampson, ’and salted only
with tin. Besides, Polpluggan was in the Scilly Isles, some forty or
fifty miles from Penzance. There were many who would rather jeopardise
their money than risk their breakfast in a rough passage. But gold——’
He shook his head.
’We’ll salt Ophir when we have found the spot.’
’What! with gold dust? You’ll sink a fortune in that, and the success
is doubtful.’
’It is bound to succeed,’ answered the father. ’My boy, I’ve come to
see that there is a pan of cream has not been skimmed yet, and I hope,
if I live long enough, to skim it. There is not much more to be done at
those pans we have gone over hitherto. We must try a fresh one. I’ll
tell you what that big rich pan is; it is the big rich pan of religious
fanaticism. I’ll take a lesson from the rats. The rat when he has an
eye on the cream sits down with his back to it, and looking up at the
wall lets drop the end of his tail into the cream; then he pulls it up
with a shocked and bashful air, sucks it, and lets it down again, and in
half an hour he has cleared the pan of all but sky blue.’
’I don’t see how it is to be done,’ said young Tramplara, meditatively.
’You are young and inexperienced,’ answered his father. ’You haven’t
sounded the depths of human folly yet. Lord bless you! I’ve been
surprised myself at its profundity. And when we come to religious
folly, my private conviction is that it goes down through the world and
out at the other side. It is like the well of Zem-zem, that has no
bottom. I have not been an earnest inquirer at the feet of the Reverend
Israel Flamank for nothing. Whilst kneeling to him I have been like a
shoemaker taking the measure of his foot. I know the sort of gate he
will clear, and where the bellwether goes all the flock will leap. You
listen to me and I will give you a parable—a mighty comforting one.
There was an old manganese mine long disused, and the adit ran level out
into a meadow where some bullocks were feeding. One hot day, when the
flies were troublesome, one bullock took refuge in the adit, and when
the others saw that in they walked after him, each thrusting forward the
fellow before him. Presently they got frightened with being so far from
the light, so the foremost bellowed, and the second bellowed, and this
was repeated to the last, who, in mighty alarm, dug his horns into the
hinder quarters of the bullock in front, and he repeated the performance
on the one before him, and so on, driving one another further and
further into the heart of the mine. Well, they got so far that there
was no getting them out, and the owner had to kill them where they were.
They were too frightened to back, and to turn was impossible. Sampy,
that good foolish Israel Flamank is just like the leading bullock.
He’ll go into Ophir eagerly, and all his congregation after him,
thrusting one another on, and we shall have the slaughtering of them.
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