John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 1 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
But the profound ignorance, the
gross barbarism of her mind and manner of thought amazed him.
He saw nothing of Old Grizzly, who, as Joyce expressed it, ’sloked away’
whenever he came in sight.
’Joyce,’ said Herring one day, as he knelt by her, having just bandaged
her arms, ’do you know the difference between right and wrong?’
The question was called forth by some words of the girl showing a
startling ignorance of the elements of morality.
’In coorse I do,’ she answered; then sitting up on her bed of heather,
’I’ll tell’y how I comed to know. I were once in a turnip-field
fetching a turnip for our dinner. There were a wooddoo (dove) running up
an oak hard by, and he sings out, "Tak’ two, Joyce, tak’ two;" and in an
old holm tree sat a raven, and her shooked her head and said, "Very
wrong, Joyce, very wrong." But I minded more what the wooddoo sed, and
I took two. Then as I were climbing over the hedge, I dropped one
turnip back in the field whence I’d took ’n; and the wooddoo called
again "Tak’ two, Joyce, tak’ two." "So I will," sez I, and I pitches on
my feet again in the field where the turnip had fallen to, and as I
picked ’n up, in at the gate comed Farmer Freeze, and he seed me and set
his dog Towzer on me, and my legs be scored now where Towzer set his
teeth in me. After this I knowed never to believe wooddoos no more when
they sez "Tak’ two." The raven were right. I shud ha’ tooked one or
three or five. I knows now that it be wrong to take even numbers of
aught, and right to take odd.[1] For you sees,’ she continued
earnestly, ’if I had taken only one turnip, I’d ha’ been over the hedge
and away avore Farmer Freeze comed in; but as I minded the wooddoo, and
waited to take two, I were tore cruel bad by Towzer.’
[1] This story was told the author by a poor Devonshire labourer. He
believed he had understood the language of the birds.
Herring looked in her face with wonder.
’Joyce,’ he said, ’is this possible? Pray, have you ever heard of God?’
’Who be he?’
’He is above the sky.’
’What, over the clouds, do’y mean?’
’Yes.’
’I’ve seed ’n scores and scores o’ times.’ (Here we must note that by
this expression Joyce meant ’any number of times.’ She could not count
above ten, the number of her fingers, and a score was her highest
reckonable number, for that was the number of her fingers and toes.)
’You mean the sun as goes running everlasting after the moon; she be his
wife, I reckon.’
’Why so?’ asked Herring, with a smile.
’Becos her be always a trying to get out of his way.’
’Did your father ill-treat your mother?’ he asked.
’In coorse he did, though I can’t remember much about it. Her was his
wife, and he had a right to.’
’Do you mean that he beat and kicked her, as he has beaten and kicked
you?’
’Kicked!’ echoed Joyce. ’Who ever sed as he kicked mother or I. It be
gentlefolks and wrastlers as kick; us has nothing on our toes, and so us
don’t kick for fear of hurting ’em.’
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