John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
’Ah! all fowl be good fowl till you come to pluck ’em. There be maidens
and maidens, and you must not take ’em by what they purfess, but by what
they be. When the Lord were by the Sea of Tiberias, He seed a poor man
coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, and He axed, What be thy
name? Then he answered, Legion, which means six thousand. But the Lord
knowed better than that, and He sed, sed He; "Come out of him thou one
unclean spirit, and go into the swine." Ah! if you listen to what they
sez of themselves, they be Legion—six thousand. Loramussy! with their
airs and their graces, and their good looks, and their fortune, and
their learning, and their pianny-playing, and their flower-painting, and
this and that—they’d make you believe they was possessed with a legion
of graces, but when you come to get hold and look close, there be naught
there but one mean and selfish spirit, bad enough to make a pig mazed.’
’My dear Jenny, I hope and trust your future mistress will please you,
but you don’t expect that I should put the choosing into your hands.’
’I don’t that ’xactly, Master John. No, I don’t go so far as that. But
you might have done worse. There be none but a woman as can see into a
woman. It be just the same as with the Freemasons. They knows one
another wherever they be, and in the midst of a crowd; but you as bain’t
in the secret have no idea how. It be just the same with women. Us
knows one another fast enough, and what is hid from you men be clear to
we. There were a battle against Ephraim, and the men of Gilead took the
passages of Jordan, and when the Ephraimites were a-flying, then said
the Gileadites to ’em, "Say Shibboleth!" and they said Sibboleth, for
they could not frame to pronounce it right. So they took them and slew
them there. I tell you, Master John, there don’t at no time meet two
women wi’out one putting the Shibboleth to the other and finding out
whether her belongs to Ephraim or Gilead. I’d like to know of the
missis as be coming what her be like, but I know very well it be no good
my axing of you. You’ve not took her down to the passages of Jordan and
tried her there.’
’Ask me what I can tell you, and I will satisfy you to the best of my
power.’
’Master John, it be a false beginning papering the porch room with white
and gold. The bare whitewash were good enough for your mother and your
grandmother, and it would be good enough for your wife, I reckon, if her
were of the proper sort. And if her be not, let her take herself off
from Welltown. Will you tell me this, Master John; be she a Cornish
woman?’
’No, Jenny, I do not think she is.’
’Be she strong and hearty, wi’ brave red rosy cheeks and a pair of
strong arms?’
’She is slender and pale, Jenny.’
’A fine wife that for Welltown! Pale and weak: that be as I dreamed.
But it were no dream—it were a revelation. What sort be her as to her
religion? Be her a Churchwoman, or one of God’s elect?’
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