John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
In the Established Church there are two schools differing in their
tendencies. The tendency of the extreme of the High Church is towards
plunging into pecuniary difficulties; the tendency of the extreme of the
Low Church is towards lapses into amatory difficulties. If this be the
case in the Established Church—if this be done in the green tree, what
goes on in the dry?—in the nonconformist churches, where the ministers
are not independent of their congregations—where the mercury of their
salary rises and falls with their popularity. It is natural that in
such circumstances there should be developed a tendency towards fawning
on and fondling of pious ladies with money. A little coaxing retains a
sheep that inclines to err into another fold. The pressing of the hand
changes a shilling subscription into a guinea, and an arm round the
waist elevates it to five pounds. When the habit has been acquired of
showing these tendernesses to the well-to-do, old and ugly ladies, it
sometimes extends also to those who are good-looking and young, and
becomes at last wholly indiscriminate.
Now the Reverend Israel Flamank was a sincere and good man, and he drew
the line, with singular moderation, at kisses. These were
scriptural—the Apostle Paul had a fancy for them, and recommended them
wholesale. But the arm round the waist he did not allow. He found no
warranty for it in Holy Writ. But he would take a lady’s hand in one of
his, and stroke it with the other, and read and expound to her the Song
of Solomon. There was no harm in that; and it was really remarkable how
these innocent attentions told on his income and his acceptableness to
his congregation.
Mrs. Flamank did not like these familiarities. Though she knew they
were as harmless as the love-making of actors and actresses on the
stage, and were inseparable from the position of a minister in an
Unestablished Church, she objected to them. She was very determined, if
she received Mrs. Trampleasure, Orange, and Mirelle into her house, she
would permit none of these Pauline caressings under her eyes. But it is
easier for a resolution to be taken than to enforce it. Mr. Flamank was
very discreet for a week or ten days, but after that he began to soften
towards the ladies. Mirelle kept him at a distance from the outset. He
had been highly pleased at the prospect of getting a daughter of the
Scarlet Woman into his house. He looked on her as an erring sheep, one
who erred through ignorance; and he hoped to enlighten her, and lead her
into the paths of truth. He was, however, somewhat puzzled how to set
about it. Mirelle withdrew from family devotion, and declined to assist
at his scriptural readings. She would not attend his chapel. She
allowed him no opportunity of opening a conversation with her on
religious topics. She was cold, reserved, and silent. Mrs. Flamank
rather liked her: there was no fear of Israel patting her hand.
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