John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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John Herring: A West of England Romance. Volume 2 (of 3)
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
West Country (England) -- Fiction
It took a little persuading and threatening on Grizzly’s part before
Joyce could be induced to relinquish her place. She would not have
gone, but have sat on in unreasoning jealousy and fear of losing
Herring, unless her father had insisted on her giving him proper food.
’What’ll the likes o’ he say to turnips, eh? He ain’t one to eat num.
The quality eat nort but meat. You may give a horse the best
beef-steak, and you may set before a man the choicest hay, and neither
will begin to bite. You must give mun what them likes, not what you
think best. So wi’ the maister; he be quality, and, when you offers ’n
your turnip and cabbidge, that be there a biling over the turves, he’ll
turn his head away. It be all the same to he as giving ’n hay or a
horse beef. You must give to ivery creeter its proper food.’
When Joyce was gone, old Cobbledick surveyed Herring carefully and
examined his bones. No bones were broken. His head was suffering from
concussion, not from fracture. The old fellow had wit enough to
ascertain this. Then he proceeded to partly undress him. It was not
the custom of the Cobbledick tribe to unclothe themselves when they
retired to rest; but then they were hardly clothed when about by day.
If Cobbledick now stripped Herring it was not in the interest of the
patient, but in his own. Having removed a portion of the garments of
the still unconscious man, he proceeded to vest himself in them.
Inexperience made him put on the clothes clumsily, and neither in their
traditional order nor in their proper manner. Still, the general effect
was one of transformation. He tried on Herring’s boots, but was unable
to compress his great flat feet into them; so he flung them aside; but
he laboriously removed the spurs, and buckled them on his own heels.
The stockings he left on Herring’s legs; he knew he would be unable to
wear them. His own limbs, from the knees downwards, were swathed in
hay-bands. He assumed the waistcoat, but not the shirt, and was careful
to set the watch in the pocket—the wrong pocket, of course—and let the
seals dangle from the fob. The waistcoat was open, and his brown, dirty
skin showed dark against the nankin. The coat was rather tight,
high-collared, with a roll; Cobbledick was mightily pleased with it. He
jumped and swung the tails from side to side, and ran after them, round
and round, like a kitten pursuing its own tail. He sallied forth to a
pond and contemplated himself in it. The effect was not perfect. He
went back and deprived Herring of his cravat, which till now he had left
about his neck. This he wrapped about his own throat, making it very
stiff, and holding his chin high in the air. Herring’s hat was there;
it had not been left in the road; Farmer Facey had picked it up and
tossed it into the waggon as it departed. Cobbledick put the beaver on,
somewhat on one side, as he had seen Sampson Tramplara cock his hat when
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