in the post of schoolmaster, which at first he had only taken
temporarily, and quaintly managing it. He was found setting as a
copy “A blind man’s wife needs no paint,” which he defended as
“Proverbs, sir, Proverbs.” Giving up part of his business to his
nephew, he still sat up at night baking, for the nephew, he said, was
only in the A B C book of baking, and he also had other troubles:
there was insanity in his family, and he was much harassed. His
kindness and simplicity were sometimes abused. He never had the
heart to refuse to lend money, or to deny bread on credit to hopeless
debtors; and altogether debts, distress, baking, and watching his
sisters all night, and school keeping all day, were too much for him.
The first hint of an examination of his school completed the mischief
and he died insane, drowning himself in the canal. It is a sad
story, but many of us will remember with affectionate regard the
good, kind, quaint, and most excellent little man.
* * * * *
A few lines, half parody, half original, may be added as picturing the
old aspect of Otterbourne, about 1830:—
OLD REMEMBRANCES
I remember, I remember,
Old times at Otterbourne,
Before the building of the Church,
And when smock frocks were worn!
I remember, I remember,
When railroads there were none,
When by stage coach at early dawn
The journey was begun.
And through the turnpike roads till eve
Trotted the horses four,
With inside passengers and out
They carried near a score.
“Red Rover” and the “Telegraph,”
We knew them all by name,
And Mason’s and the Oxford coach,
Full thirty of them came.
The coachman wore his many capes,
The guard his bugle blew;
The horses were a gallant sight,
Dashing upon our view.
I remember, I remember,
The posting days of old;
The yellow chariot lined with blue
And lace of colour gold.
The post-boys’ jackets blue or buff,
The inns upon the road;
The hills up which we used to walk
To lighten thus the load.
The rattling up before the inn,
The horses led away,
The post-boy as he touched his hat
And came to ask his pay.
The perch aloft upon the box,
Delightful for the view;
The turnpike gates whose keepers stood
Demanding each his due.
I remember, I remember,
When ships were beauteous things,
The floating castles of the deep
Borne upon snow-white wings;
Ere iron-dads and turret ships,
Ugly as evil dream,
Became the hideous progeny
Of iron and of steam.
You crossed the Itchen ferry
All in an open boat,
Now, on a panting hissing bridge
You scarcely seem afloat.
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