"Miss Garnet, I heard a man, just now, call this very pleasant affair a
jamboree. What constitutes a jamboree?"
"Why, Mr. Fair," said Barbara, in her most captivating drawl, "that's
slang!"
"Yes, I didn't doubt. I hope you're not guilty of never using slang, are
you?"
"O no, sir, but I never use it where I can't wear a shawl over my head.
Still, I say a great many things that are much worse than slang."
"Miss Garnet, you say things that are as good as the best slang I ever
heard."
"Ah!--that's encouraging. Did you ever hear the Misses Kinsington's
rule: Never let your slang show a lack of wit or poverty of words! They
say it's a sure cure for the slang habit. But if you really need to
know, Mr. Fair, what constitutes a jamboree, I can go and ask Uncle
Leviticus for you; that is, if you'll take me to him. He's our butler
to-night, and he's one of the old slave house-servants that you said
you'd like to talk with."
"But I want to talk with you, just now; definitions can wait."
"O you shall; there's every facility for talking there, and it's not so
crowded."
The consumption of refreshments had been early and swift, and they found
the room appropriated to it almost empty. Two or three snug nooks in it
were occupied by one couple each. Leviticus was majestically
superintending the coming and going of three or four maid-servants. Just
as he gathered himself up to define a jamboree, Virginia happened in and
stood with a coffee-cup half wiped, eying him with quizzical
approbation.
"A jamboree? You want to know what constitutes a jamboree? Well--What
you want, Fudjinia?"
"Go on, seh, go on. Don't let me amba'as you. I wants jess on'y my civil
rights. Go on, seh." She set her arms akimbo.
"A jamboree!" repeated Leviticus, giving himself a yet more benevolent
dignity. "Well, you know, Miss Barb, to ev'ything they is a season, an'
a time to ev'y puppose. A wedd'n' is a wedd'n', a infare is a infare, a
Chris'mus dinneh is a Chris'mus dinneh! But now, when you come to a
jamboree--a jam--Fudjinia"--he smiled an affectionate persuasion--"we
ain't been appi'nted the chiefs o' this evenin's transactions to stan'
idlin' round, is we?"
"Go on, seh, go on."
"Well, you know, Mr. Fair, when we South'enehs speak of a jamboree, a
jamboree is any getherin' wherein the objec' o' the getherin' is the
puppose fo' which they come togetheh, an' the joy and the jumble ah
equal if not superiah to each otheh."
Virginia brought up a grunt from very far down, which might have been
either admiration or amusement. "Umph! dat is a jamboree, faw a fac'! I
wond' ef he git dat fum de books aw ef he pick it out'n his own
lahnin'?"
"Miss Garnet," said Fair, "there are wheels within wheels. I am having a
jamboree of my own."
LI.
BUSINESS
"This," replied Barbara, "has been a bright day for our whole town." And
then, more pensively, "They say you could have made it brighter."
Whereat the young man lowered his voice. "Miss Garnet, I had hoped I
could."
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