"I shouldn't wonder if you and I"--Gamble began again, but the train started, they took the smoker and found themselves with Halliday, Shotwell, Proudfit, and a huge Englishman, round whom the other three were laughing. XXVI. JOHN INSULTS THE BRITISH FLAG The Briton had seen, on the far edge of Suez, as they were leaving the town, a large building. "A nahsty brick thing on top a dirty yellow hill," he said; what was it? "That?" said Shotwell, "that's faw ow colo'ed youth o' both sexes. That's Suez University." "Univer--what bloody nonsense!" All but March ha-haed. "We didn't name it!" laughed the Captain. John became aware that some one in a remote seat had bowed to him. He looked, and the salute came again, unctuous and obsequious. He coldly responded and frowned, for the men he was with had seen it. Proudfit touched the Briton. "In the last seat behind you you'll see the University's spawnsor; that's Leggett, the most dangerous demagogue in Dixie." "Is that your worst?" said the Englishman; "ye should know some of ours!" "O, yes, seh," exclaimed Shotwell, "of co'se ev'y country's got 'em bad enough. But here, seh, we've not on'y the dabkey's natu'al-bawn rascality to deal with, but they natu'l-bawn stupidity to boot. Evm Gen'l Halliday'll tell you that, seh." "Yes," said the General, with superior cheerfulness, "though sometimes the honors are easy." "O, I allow we don't always outwit 'em"--everybody laughed--"but sometimes we just haf to." "To save out-shooting them," suggested the General. "O, I hope we about done with that." "But you're not sure," came the quick retort. "No, seh," replied the sturdy Captain, "we're not shore. It rests with them." He smoked. "Go on, Shot," said the General, "you were going to give an instance." "Yes, seh. Take Leggett, in the case o' this so-called University." "That's hardly a good example," remarked Proudfit, who, for Dixie's and Susie's sake, regretted that Shotwell was talking so much and he so little. "Let him alone," said Halliday, thoroughly pleased, and Shotwell went on stoutly. "The concern was started by Leggett an' his gang--excuse my careless terms, Gen'l--as the public high-school. They made it ve'y odious to ow people by throwin' it wide open to both raaces instead o' havin' a' sep'ate one faw whites. So of co'se none but dahkeys went to it, an' they jest filled it jam up." "What did the whites do?" asked the Briton. "Why, what _could_ they do, seh? You know how ow people ah. That's right where the infernal outrage come in. Such as couldn't affode to go to Rosemont aw Montrose jest had to stay at home!" The speaker looked at John, who colored and bit his cigar. "So as soon as ow crowd got control of affairs we'd a shut the thing up, on'y faw Jeff-Jack. Some Yankee missiona'y teachers come to him an' offe'd to make it a college an' spend ten thousand dollahs on it if the State would on'y go on givin' it hafe o' the three counties' annual high-school funds."