"Iky Walthiemer--he's fourteen and I ain't but twelve. Then there is a
fellow named Johnson--Jimmy Johnson. But he ain't nothin'!"
"He isn't? What's the matter with him?"
"He ain't got no eye on him--he don't never see nothin'."
"You mean he's dull?"
"Sure! Just mem'ry, that's all. He's dull. We beat 'em all."
"Who are 'we'?"
"We Jews."
"So----"
"Well, here we are. I'll run up and show you the door"--as we stopped at
a little butcher shop beside which was a door that evidently led up a
stair to the upper story.
"All right. You know Mr. Wolffert?"
"Sure! We all know him. He's a Jew, too."
"Sure!" I tried to imitate his tone, for it was not an accent only.
He ran up the stair and on up a second flight and back along a dark,
narrow little passage, where he tapped on a door, and, without waiting,
walked in.
"Here's a man to see you."
"A gentleman, you mean," I said dryly, and followed him, for I have a
particular aversion to being referred to to my face as a mere man. It is
not a question of natural history, but of manners.
"Well, Jacob," said Wolffert when he had greeted me, "have you got to
the top yet?"
"Will be next week," said Jacob confidently.
I found Wolffert sitting up in a chair, but looking wretchedly ill. He,
however, declared himself much better. I learned afterward--though not
from him--that he had caught some disease while investigating some
wretched kennels known as "lodging houses," where colonies of Jews were
packed like herrings in a barrel; and for which a larger percentage on
the value was charged as rental than for the best dwellings in the city.
His own little room was small and mean enough, but it was comfortably
if plainly furnished, and there were books about, which always give a
homelike air, and on a little table a large bunch of violets which
instantly caught my eye. By some inexplicable sixth sense I divined that
they had come from Eleanor Leigh; but I tried to be decent enough not to
be jealous; and Wolffert's manifest pleasure at seeing me made me feel
humble.
We had fallen to talking of his work when I said, "Wolffert, why do you
live in this horrible quarter? No wonder you get ill. Why don't you get
a room in a more decent part of the town--near where John Marvel lives,
for instance?"
Wolffert smiled.
"Why?--what is the matter with this?"
"Oh! Why, it is dreadful. Why, it's the dirtiest, meanest, lowest
quarter of the city! I never saw such a place. It's full of stinking"--I
was going to say "Jews"; but reflected in time to substitute "holes."
Wolffert, I saw, supplied the omitted objection.
"Do you imagine I would live among the rich?" he demanded; "I thought
you knew me better. I don't want to be fattened in the dark like a
Strasbourg goose for my liver to make food acceptable to their jaded
appetites. Better be a pig at once."
"No, but there are other places than this--and I should think your soul
would revolt at this--" I swung my arm in a half circle.
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