John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch: Or The Remarkable Peregrinations of a One-legged Soldier after the WarHill, A. F. (Ashbel Fairchild)
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John Smith's Funny Adventures on a Crutch: Or The Remarkable Peregrinations of a One-legged Soldier after the War
Hill, A. F. (Ashbel Fairchild)
Disabled veterans -- United States -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Veterans -- Fiction
When I got off the train, it moved on, and I found myself standing
beside the track, alone—a “stranger in a strange land,” at night-time.
What was I to do? The village appeared to be wrapped in sleep, and not a
light was to be seen. Presently, however, I looked toward Toledo, and
saw a man—obviously an employé of the road—approaching me, carrying a
red lantern in his hand.
“Good evening,” said I.
“How do you do?” he returned, sleepily. “Did you just come up?”
“Yes—just got off the train.”
“How did you—O, I thought it was Simon McCann,” he said, as he drew
nearer.
“No, I am not Simon,” I replied. “On the contrary, my name is
Smith—first name John. Do you know any one of that name here?”
What a question to ask anywhere in the world!
“O, yes; half-a-dozen families. There’s old John, and——”
“Do you know William Smith?”
“Yes—quite an old man, is he not?”
“Probably he is. I never saw him. He moved here twenty-five years ago.”
“From Pennsylvania?”
“Yes.”
“Are you from Pennsylvania?”
“Yes; can you——”
“I see you’ve lost a”—I began to tremble now—“leg.”
“Yes, can——”
“In the army?”
I shuddered at the thought of having to stand there and answer four or
five hundred questions, at that time of night; and I determined, as I
perceived he was getting into a regular train of army questions, to make
a desperate attempt at insulation.
“Yes, can——”
“What battle?”
“Antietam where does——”
“What reg——”
I had already begun to ignore commas, and I now saw the necessity of
throwing out the spaces between my words; and I hurriedly replied:
“Eighthpennsylvaniareserveswheredidyousaywilliamsmithlives?”
The spell was broken, and he responded, like a white man:
“About two miles from here.”
“Is there no hotel here?”
“None.”
“No house of entertainment?”
“No.”
“Is there any chance then to get a conveyance?”
“None that I know of.”
“Then I must walk it. Will you direct me to his house?”
“Yes; you go——”
He gave me the directions, and they appeared so plain that I fancied I
could find my uncle’s house with my eyes shut.
The moon was just up, the night was beautiful and pleasant, and the
roads surpassingly muddy; and I had a walk that night that, I think,
will never “slip my memory.” The land in this portion of Ohio is low and
flat, the soil black, loose and soft—very fertile, too, so far as that
is concerned; but a man isn’t particular about rich ground to walk on
with a crutch—and the soundings were from three to thirty inches.
At the first cross-road, I went astray—took the wrong road, traveled
half-a-mile on it, and, beginning to grow apprehensive, stopped by a
gate, yelled, waked somebody’s neighbor, and asked if that was the road
to William Smith’s?
“Did you come from the station?” was the response of the neighbor, who
was in his night-dress.
“Yes.”
“Then you are on the wrong road. You should have kept on toward the
south at the cross-roads. It is at the next cross-road after that. Then
you turn to the——” I thought he said——“right.”
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