John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
History
John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
“MacCailein!” said he, “I’ll never call you coward, but I’ll call you
mad, book mad, closet mad! Was this strong fabric your house of Argile
(John M’Iver the humblest of its members) built up on doubt and whim and
shillyshally hither and yond? Was’t that made notable the name of your
ancestor Cailein Mor na Sringe, now in the clods of Kilchrenan, or
Cailein Iongataich who cooled his iron hide in Linne-na-luraich; or your
father himself (peace with him!), who did so gallantly at Glenlivet?”
“----And taught me a little of the trade of slaughter at the Western
Isles thirty years ago come Candlemas,” said the Marquis. “How a man
ages! Then--then I had a heart like the bird of spring.”
“He could have taught you worse! I’m your cousin, and I’ll say it
to your beard, sir! Your glens and howes are ruined, your cattle are
houghed and herried, your clan’s name is a bye-word this wae day in
all Albainn, and you sit there like a chemist weighing the wind on your
stomach.”
“You see no farther than your nose, John,” said the Marquis, petulantly,
the candle-light turning his eyes blood-red.
“Thank God for that same!” said Mlver, “if it gives me the wit to keep
an enemy from striking the same. If the nose was Argile’s, it might be
twisted off his face while he debated upon his right to guard it.”
“You’re in some ways a lucky man,” said the Marquis, still in the most
sad and tolerant humour. “Did you never have a second’s doubt about the
right of your side in battle?”
“Here’s to the doubt, sir!” said M’Iver. “I’m like yourself and every
other man in a quandary of that kind, that thinking on it rarely brought
me a better answer to the guess than I got from my instinct to start
with.”
Argile put his fingers through his hair, clearing the temples, and
shutting wearied eyes on a perplexing world.
“I have a good deal of sympathy with John’s philosophy,” I said,
modestly. “I hold with my father that the sword is as much God’s scheme
as the cassock. What are we in this expedition about to start but the
instruments of Heaven’s vengeance on murtherers and unbelievers?”
“I could scarcely put it more to the point myself,” cried M’Iver. “A
soldier’s singular and essential duty is to do the task set him with
such art and accomplishment as he can--in approach, siege, trench, or
stronghold.”
“Ay, ay! here we are into our dialectics again,” said his lordship,
laughing, with no particular surrender in his merriment. “You gentlemen
make no allowance for the likelihood that James Grahame, too, may be
swearing himself Heaven’s chosen weapon. ‘Who gave Jacob to the spoil
and Israel to the robbers--did not I, the Lord?’ Oh, it’s a confusing
world!”
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