John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
History
John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
Over Etive and through the Benderloch, and through Appin and even up
to Glencoe, by some strange spasm of physique--for she was frail and
famished--the barefooted old _cailleach_ of Carnus came after us, a bird
of battle, croaking in a horrible merriment over our operations. The
Dark Dame we called her. She would dance round the butchery of the
fold, chanting her venomous Gaelic exultation in uncouth rhymes that
she strung together as easily as most old people of her kind can do
such things in times of passion or trance. She must have lived like a
vulture, for no share would she have in our pots, though sometimes she
added a relish to them by fetching dainties from houses by the way,
whose larders in our masculine ignorance we had overlooked.
“I would give thee the choicest of the world,” she would say. “What is
too good for my heroes, O heroes of the myrtle-badge?”
“Sit down and pick,” John Splendid bade her once, putting a roysterer’s
playful arm round her waist, and drawing her to the fire where a dinner
stewed.
Up she threw her claws, and her teeth were at his neck with a weasel’s
instinct But she drew back at a gleam of reason.
“Oh, darling, darling,” she cried, patting him with her foul hands,
“did I not fancy for the moment thou wert of the spoilers of my home and
honour--thou, the fleet foot, the avenger, the gentleman with an account
to pay--on thee this mother’s blessing, for thee this widow’s prayers!”
M’Iver was more put about at her friendliness than at her ferocity, as
he shook his plaiding to order and fell back from her worship.
“I’ve seldom seen a more wicked cat,” said he; “go home, grandam,
and leave us to our business. If they find you in Lochaber they will
gralloch you like a Yule hind.”
She leered, witch-like, at him, clutched suddenly at his sword-hilt, and
kissed it with a frenzy of words, then sped off, singing madly as she
flew.
We left the Dark Dame on Levenside as we ferried over to Lochaber,
and the last we saw of her, she stood knee-deep in the water, calling,
calling, calling, through the grey dun morning, a curse on Clan Donald
and a blessing on Argile.
His lordship sat at the helm of a barge, his face pallid and drawn with
cold, and he sighed heavily as the beldame’s cries came after us.
“There’s little of God’s grace in such an omen,” said he, in English,
looking at the dim figure on the shore, and addressing Gordon.
“It could happen nowhere else,” said the cleric, “but in such a
ferocious land. I confess it, my lord--I confess it with the bitter
shame of surrender, that I behold generations of superstition and
savagery still to beat down ere your people are so amenable to the
Gospel as the folks of the Lowland shires. To them such a shrieking
harridan would be an object of pity and stern measure; they would
call her mad as an etter-cap, and keep her in bounds: here she is made
something of a prophetess------”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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