John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
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John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
“Am I not as honest of my word as any in a matter of honour? I but gloze
sometimes for the sake of the affection I have for all God’s creatures.”
I was losing patience of his attitude and speaking perhaps with
bitterness, for here were his foolish ideas of punctilio bringing us a
mile or two off our road and into a part of the country where we were
more certain of being observed by enemies than in the way behind us.
“You jink from ambuscade to ambuscade of phrase like a fox,” I cried.
“Call it like a good soldier, and I’ll never quarrel with your
compliment,” he said, good-humouredly. “I had the second excuse for the
woman in my mind before the first one missed fire.”
“Worse and worse!”
“Not a bit of it: it is but applying a rule of fortification to a
peaceful palaver. Have bastion and ravelin as sure as may be, but safer
still the sally-port of retreat.”
I stood on the road and looked at him, smiling very smug and
self-complacent before me, and though I loved the man I felt bound to
prick a hole in his conceit.
But at that moment a dead branch snapped in a little plantation that lay
by the way, and we turned quickly to see come to us a tall lean man in
MacDonald clothing.
CHAPTER XVIII.--BARD OF KEPPOCH.
He was a lantern-jawed, sallow-faced, high-browed fellow in his prime,
with the merest hint of a hirple or halt in his walk, very shabby in his
dress, wearing no sporran, but with a dagger bobbing about at his groin.
I have never seen a man with surprise more sharply stamped on his visage
than was betrayed by this one when he got close upon us and found two of
a clan so unlikely to have stray members out for a careless airing on a
forenoon in Badenoch.
“You’re taking your walk?” he said, with a bantering tone, after a
moment’s pause.
“You couldn’t have guessed better,” said John. “We are taking all we’re
likely to get in so barren a country.”
The stranger chuckled sourly as the three of us stood in a group
surveying each other. “My name,” said he, in his odd north Gaelic, and
throwing out his narrow chest, “is John MacDonad I’m Keppoch’s bard, and
I’ve no doubt you have heard many of my songs. I’m namely in the world
for the best songs wit ever strung together. Are you for war? I can stir
you with a stave to set your sinews straining. Are you for the music of
the wood? The thrush itself would be jealous of my note. Are you for the
ditty of the lover? Here’s the songster to break hearts. Since the start
of time there have been ‘prentices at my trade: I have challenged North
and East, South and the isle-flecked sea, and they cry me back their
master.”
M’Iver put a toe on one of mine, and said he, “Amn’t I the unlucky man,
for I never heard of you?”
“Tut, tut,” cried the bard in a fret, “perhaps you think so much in
Argile of your hedge-chanters that you give the lark of the air no ear.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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