John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
History
John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
The pass of Corryarick met us with a girning face and white fangs. On
Tarf-side there was a rough bridle-path that the wind swept the snow
from, and our progress was fairly easy. Here the drifts lay waist high,
the horses plunged to the belly-bands, the footmen pushed through in
a sweat. It was like some Hyperborean hell, and we the doomed wretches
sentenced to our eternity of toil. We had to climb up the shoulder of
the hill, now among tremendous rocks, now through water unfrozen, now
upon wind-swept ice, but the snow--the snow--the heartless snow was our
constant companion. It stood in walls before, it lay in ramparts round
us, it wearied the eye to a most numbing pain. Unlucky were they who
wore trews, for the same clung damply to knee and haunch and froze,
while the stinging sleet might flay the naked limb till the blood rose
among the felt of the kilted, but the suppleness of the joints was
unmarred.
It was long beyond noon when we reached the head of the pass, and
saw before us the dip of the valley of the Spey. We were lost in a
wilderness of mountain-peaks; the bens started about us on every
hand like the horrors of a nightmare, every ben with its death-sheet,
menacing us, poor insects, crawling in our pain across the landscape.
I thought we had earned a halt and a bite of meat by this forenoon of
labour; and Montrose himself, who had walked the pass on foot like his
fellows, seemed anxious to rest, but Sir Alasdair pushed us on like a
fate relentless.
“On, on,” he cried, waving his long arms to the prospect before; “here’s
but the start of our journey; far is the way before; strike fast, strike
hot! Would ye eat a meal with appetite while the Diarmaids wait in the
way?”
M’iver, who was plodding beside MacDonald when he said these words, gave
a laugh. “Take your time, Sir Sandy,” said he; “you’ll need a bowl or
two of brose ere you come to grips with MacCailein.”
“Well never come to grips with MacCailein,” said MacDonald, taking the
badinage in good part, “so long as he has a back-gate to go out at or a
barge to sail off in.”
“I could correct you on that point in a little affair of arms as between
gentlemen--if the time and place were more suitable,” said M’Iver,
warmly.
“Let your chief defend himself, friend,” said MacDonald. “Man, I’ll
wager we never see the colour of his face when it comes to close
quarters.”
“I wouldn’t wonder,” I ventured. “He is in no great trim for fighting,
for his arm is----”
Sir Alasdair gave a gesture of contempt and cried, “Faugh! we’ve heard
of the raxed arm: he took care when he was making his tale that he never
made it a raxed leg.”
Montrose edged up at this, with a red face and a somewhat annoyed
expression. He put his gloved hand lightly on MacDonald’s shoulder and
chided him for debate with a prisoner of war.
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