John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
History
John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
Sonachan and the baron-bailie quarrelled away about some point of
pedigree as they sat, a towsy, unkempt pair, in a dusty corner of the
byre, with beards of a most scraggy nature grown upon their chins.
Their uncouthness gave a scruple of foppishness to M’I ver, and sent him
seeking a razor in the widow’s house. He found the late husband’s, and
shaved himself trimly, while Stewart played lackey again to the rest of
us, taking out a breakfast the housewife was in the humour to force on
us. He had completed his scraping, and was cracking away very freely
with the woman, who was baking some bannocks on the stone, with sleeves
rolled up from arms that were rounded and white. They talked of the
husband (the one topic of new widowhood), a man, it appeared, of a
thousand parts, a favourite with all, and yet, as she said, “When it
came to the black end they left me to dress him for the grave, and a
stranger had to bury him.”
M’Iver, looking fresh and spruce after his cleansing, though his eyes
were small for want of sleep, aroused at once to an interest in the
cause of this unneighbourliness.
The woman stopped her occupation with a sudden start and flared crimson.
“I thought you knew,” said she, stammering, turning a rolling-pin in her
hand--“I thought you knew; and then how could you?... I maybe should
have mentioned it,... but,... but could I turn you from my door in the
night-time and hunger?”
M’Iver whistled softly to himself, and looked at me where I stood in the
byre-door.
“Tuts,” said he, at last turning with a smile to the woman, as if she
could see him; “what does a bit difference with Lowland law make after
all? I’ll tell you this, mistress, between us,--I have a name myself
for private foray, and it’s perhaps not the first time I have earned
the justification of the kind gallows of Crief by small diversions among
cattle at night It’s the least deserving that get the tow gravatte.”
(Oh you liar! I thought.)
The woman’s face looked puzzled. She thought a little, and said, “I
think you must be taking me up wrong; my man was never at the trade of
reiving, and----”
“I would never hint that he was, goodwife,” cried John, quickly,
puzzled-looking himself. “I said I had a name for the thing; but they
were no friends of mine who gave me the credit, and I never stole stot
or quey in all my life.”
(I have my doubts, thinks I.)
“My man died of the plague,” said the woman, blurting out her news, as
if eager to get over an awkward business.
I have never seen such a sudden change in a person’s aspect as came
over John Splendid in every feature. The vain trim man of a minute ago,
stroking his chin and showing a white hand (for the entertainment of the
woman he must always be forgetting was without her sight), balancing
and posturing on well-curved legs, and jauntily pinning his plaid on his
shoulder, in a flash lost backbone. He stepped a pace back, as if some
one had struck him a blow, his jaw fell, and his face grew ashen.
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