John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of LornMunro, Neil
History
John Splendid: The Tale of a Poor Gentleman, and the Little Wars of Lorn
Munro, Neil
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
To get fresh meat was a matter even easier, though our guns we dare
not be using, for there were blue hares to snare, and they who have not
taken fingers to a roasted haunch of badger harried out of his hiding
with a club have fine feeding yet to try. The good Gaelic soldier will
eat, sweetly, crowdy made in his brogue--how much better off were we
with the stout and well-fired oaten cakes that this Highland gentleman
made on the flagstone in front of our cave-fire!
Never had a wounded warrior a more rapid healing than I. “_Ruigidh an
ro-ghiullach air an ro-ghalar_”--good nursing will overcome the worst
disease, as our antique proverb says, and I had the best of nursing and
but a baggage-master’s wound after all. By the second week I was hale
and hearty. We were not uncomfortable in our forest sanctuary; we were
well warmed by the perfumed roots of the candle-fir; John Splendid’s
foraging was richer than we had on many a campaign, and a pack of cartes
lent some solace to the heaviest of our hours. To our imprisonment
we brought even a touch of scholarship. Sir Donald was a student of
Edinburgh College--a Master of Arts--learned in the moral philosophies,
and he and I discoursed most gravely of many things that had small
harmony with our situation in that savage foe-haunted countryside.
To these, our learned discourses, John Splendid would listen with
an impatient tolerance, finding in the most shrewd saying of the old
scholars we dealt with but a paraphrase of some Gaelic proverb or the
roundabout expression of his own views on life and mankind.
“Tuts! tuts!” he would cry, “I think the dissensions of you two are but
one more proof of the folly of book-learning. Your minds are not your
own, but the patches of other people’s bookish duds. A keen eye, a
custom of puzzling everything to its cause, a trick of balancing the
different motives of the human heart, get John M’Iver as close on the
bone when it comes to the bit. Every one of the scholars you are talking
of had but my own chance (maybe less, for who sees more than a Cavalier
of fortune?) of witnessing the real true facts of life. Did they live
to-day poor and hardy, biting short at an oaten bannock to make it go
the farther, to-morrow gorging on fat venison and red rich wine? Did
they parley with cunning lawyers, cajole the boor, act the valorous on
a misgiving heart, guess at the thought of man or woman oftener than
we do? Did ever you find two of them agree on the finer points of their
science? Never the bit!”
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