England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Wilkins must certainly have had to scramble for his carriage, for we
started before he had well left the door. It was not an express-train,
and we should have to stop at several stations. Where the Squire and I
had been staying does not matter; it has nothing to do with what I have
to tell. It was a long way from our own home, and that's saying enough.
"Would you mind changing seats with me, sir?"
I looked up, to find the lady's face close to mine; she had spoken in
a half-whisper. The Squire, who carried his old-fashioned notions of
politeness with him when he went travelling, at once got up to offer her
the corner. But she declined it, saying she was subject to face-ache,
and did not care to be next the window. So she took my seat, and I sat
down on the one opposite Mr. Todhetley.
"Which of the peers is that?" I heard her ask him in a loud whisper, as
the lord put his head out at his window.
"Don't know at all, ma'am," said the Squire. "Don't know many of the
peers myself, except those of my own county: Lyttleton, and Beauchamp,
and----"
Of all snarling barks, the worst was given that moment in the Squire's
face, suddenly ending the list. The little dog, an ugly, hairy,
vile-tempered Scotch terrier, had been kept concealed under the
lady's jacket, and now struggled itself free. The Squire's look of
consternation was good! He had not known any animal was there.
"Be quiet, Wasp. How dare you bark at the gentleman? He will not bite,
sir: he----"
"Who has a dog in the carriage?" shrieked the lunatic, starting up in a
passion. "Dogs don't travel with passengers. Here! Guard! Guard!"
To call out for the guard when a train is going at full speed is
generally useless. The lunatic had to sit down again; and the lady
defied him, so to say, coolly avowing that she had hidden the dog from
the guard on purpose, staring him in the face while she said it.
After this there was a lull, and we went speeding along, the lady
talking now and again to the Squire. She seemed to want to grow
confidential with him; but the Squire did not seem to care for it,
though he was quite civil. She held the dog huddled up in her lap, so
that nothing but his head peeped out.
"Halloa! How dare they be so negligent? There's no lamp in this
carriage."
It was the lunatic again, and we all looked at the lamp. It had no light
in it; but that it _had_ when we first reached the carriage was certain;
for, as the Squire went stumbling in, his head nearly touched the lamp,
and I had noticed the flame. It seems the Squire had also.
"They must have put it out while we were getting our tickets," he said.
"I'll know the reason why when we stop," cried the lunatic, fiercely.
"After passing the next station, we dash into the long tunnel. The idea
of going through it in pitch darkness! It would not be safe."
"Especially with a dog in the carriage," spoke the lord, in a chaffing
kind of tone, but with a good-natured smile. "We will have the lamp
lighted, however."
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