England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
She had tucked the dog so completely out of sight, that no one could
have suspected one was there, just as it had been on first entering. The
train was drawn up to the next station; when it stopped, the servant
came and opened the carriage-door for his master to get out.
"Did you understand me, Wilkins, when I told you to get this lamp
lighted?"
"My lord, I'm very sorry; I understood your lordship perfectly, but
I couldn't see the guard," answered Wilkins. "I caught sight of him
running up to his van-door at the last moment, but the train began to
move off, and I had to jump in myself, or else be left behind."
The guard passed as he was explaining this, and the nobleman drew his
attention to the lamp, curtly ordering him to "light it instantly."
Lifting his hat to us by way of farewell, he disappeared; and the
lunatic began upon the guard as if he were commencing a lecture to
a deaf audience. The guard seemed not to hear it, so lost was he in
astonishment at there being no light.
"Why, what can have douted it?" he cried aloud, staring up at the lamp.
And the Squire smiled at the familiar word, so common in our ears at
home, and had a great mind to ask the guard where he came from.
"I lighted all these here lamps myself afore we started, and I see 'em
all burning," said he. There was no mistaking the home accent now, and
the Squire looked down the carriage with a beaming face.
"You are from Worcestershire, my man."
"From Worcester itself, sir. Leastways from St. John's, which is the
same thing."
"Whether you are from Worcester, or whether you are from Jericho, I'll
let you know that you can't put empty lamps into first-class carriages
on this line without being made to answer for it!" roared the lunatic.
"What's your name! I am a director."
"My name is Thomas Brooks, sir," replied the man, respectfully touching
his cap. "But I declare to you, sir, that I've told the truth in saying
the lamps were all right when we started: how this one can have got
douted, I can't think. There's not a guard on the line, sir, more
particular in seeing to the lamps than I am."
"Well, light it now; don't waste time excusing yourself," growled the
lunatic. But he said nothing about the dog; which was surprising.
In a twinkling the lamp was lighted, and we were off again. The lady and
her dog were quiet now: he was out of sight: she leaned back to go to
sleep. The Squire lodged his head against the curtain, and shut his eyes
to do the same; the little man, as before, never looked off his book;
and the lunatic frantically shifted himself every two minutes between
his own seat and that of the opposite corner. There were no more
tunnels, and we went smoothly on to the next station. Five minutes
allowed there.
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