England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
"I've not got them, sir; but I fancy I'm big enough and strong enough to
take _him_ without 'em. Something to spare, too."
"There's nothing like handcuffs for safety," said the Squire, rather
damped, for he believed in them as one of the country's institutions.
"Oh, you villain! Perhaps you can tie him with cords?"
The thief floundered out of the ditch and stood upon his feet. He did
not look an ungentlemanly thief, now you came to see and hear him; and
his face, though scared, might have been thought an honest one. He
picked up his hat and glasses, and held them in his hand while he spoke,
in tones of earnest remonstrance.
"Surely, sir, you would not have me taken up for this slight offence! I
did not know I was doing wrong, and I doubt if the law would condemn me;
I thought it was public property!"
"Public property!" cried the Squire, turning red at the words. "Of all
the impudent brazen-faced rascals that are cheating the gallows, you
must be the worst. My bank-notes public property!"
"Your what, sir?"
"My bank-notes, you villain. How dare you repeat your insolent
questions?"
"But I don't know anything about your bank-notes, sir," said the man
meekly. "I do not know what you mean."
They stood facing each other, a sight for a picture; the Squire with his
hands under his coat, dancing a little in rage, his face crimson; the
other quite still, holding his hat and gold spectacles, and looking at
him in wonder.
"You don't know what I mean! When you confessed with your last breath
that you had robbed me of my pocket-book!"
"I confessed--I have not sought to conceal--that I have robbed the
ground of this rare fern," said the man, handling carefully the green
stuff in the black bag. "I have not robbed you or any one of anything
else."
The tone, simple, quiet, self-contained, threw the Squire in amazement.
He stood staring.
"Are you a fool?" he asked. "What do you suppose I have to do with your
rubbishing ferns?"
"Nay, I supposed you owned them; that is, owned the land. You led me to
believe so, in saying I had robbed you."
"What I've lost is a pocket-book, with ten five-pound bank-notes in it;
I lost it in the train; it must have been taken as we came through the
tunnel; and you sat next but one to me," reiterated the Squire.
The man put on his hat and glasses. "I am a geologist and botanist, sir.
I came here after this plant to-day--having seen it yesterday, but then
I had not my tools with me. I don't know anything about the pocket-book
and bank-notes."
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