England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
"_Looks_ like it, Johnny! It must be so," said the Squire, growing
warmer. "I have temporary need of a sum of money, and I borrow it
straightforwardly, honestly purposing and undertaking to pay it back
with good interest, but not exactly wanting my neighbours to know about
it; and you'd like me to believe that there's some association, or
publication, or whatever else it may be, that won't allow this to be
done privately, but must pounce upon the transaction, and take it down
in print, and send it round to the public, just as if it were a wedding
or a burying!"
The Squire had grown redder than a roost-cock. He always did when
tremendously put out, and the matter would not admit of calling in old
Jones the constable.
"Folly! Moonshine! Blair, poor fellow, has been slipping into some
disaster, had his furniture seized, and so invents this fable to appease
his wife, not liking to tell her the truth. _Jerry's Gazette!_ When I
was a youngster, my father took me to see an exhibition in Worcester
called 'Jerry's Dogs.' The worst damage you could get there was a cold,
from the holes in the canvas roof, or a pitch over the front into the
sawdust. But in _Jerry's Gazette_, according to this tale, you may be
damaged for life. Don't tell me! Do we live in Austria, or France, or
any of those places, where--as it's said--a man can't so much as put
on a pair of clean stockings in a morning, but its laid before high
quarters in black and white at mid-day by the secret police! No, you
need not tell me that."
"I never heard of _Jerry's Gazette_ in all my life; I don't know whether
it is a stage performance or something to eat; but I feel convinced Mary
Blair would not write this without having good grounds for it," said
Tod, bold as usual.
And do you know--though you may be slow to believe it--the Squire had
taken latterly to listen to him. He turned his red old face on him now,
and some of its fierceness went out of it.
"Then, Joe, all I can say is this--that English honour and English
notions have changed uncommonly from what they used to be. 'Live and let
live' was one of our mottoes; and most of us tried to act up to it. I
know no more of this," striking his hand on the letter, "than you know,
boys; and I cannot think but that she must have been under some
unaccountable mistake in writing it. Any way, I'll go up to London
to-morrow: and if you like, Johnny, you can go with me."
We went up. I did not feel sure of it until the train was off, for Tod
seemed three-parts inclined to give up the shooting at the Whitneys',
and start for London instead; in which case the Squire might not have
taken me. Tod and some more young fellows were invited to Whitney Hall
for three days, to a shooting-match.
It was dusk when we reached London, and as cold as charity. The Squire
turned into the railway hotel and had some chops served, but did not
wait for a regular dinner. When once he was in for impatience, he _was_
in for it.
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