England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The man gazed at her for a minute or two, taking in the question
gradually; he then raised his trembling hand to either side his
face--feeling for the whiskers that were no longer there.
"A nice pot o' mischief _you_'ve been a getting into!" cried sharp
Molly. "Is that your own coat? What's gone of the sleeves?"
For, now that the coat could be seen closely, it turned out that
its sleeves had been cut out, leaving the bare white shirt-sleeves
underneath. Roper looked first at one arm, then at the other.
"What part of Ameriky be you bound for, and when do the ship sail?"
pursued sarcastic Molly.
The man opened his mouth and closed it again; like a born natural, as
Molly put it. Grizzel suddenly clung to him with a sobbing cry.
"He is ill, Molly; he's ill. He has had some trick played on him.
George, what be it?" But still George Roper only gazed about him as if
too stupid to understand.
In short, the man _was_ stupid. That is, he had been stupefied, and as
yet was only partially recovering its effects. He remembered going into
the barber's shop on Saturday night to have his hair cut, after leaving
his bundle of clothes at the tailor's. Some ale was served round at the
barber's, and he, Roper, took a glass. After that he remembered nothing:
all was blank, until he woke up an hour ago in the unused shed at the
back of the blacksmith's shop.
That the ale had been badly drugged, was evident. The question
arose--who had played the trick? In a day or two, when Roper had
recovered, an inquiry was set on foot: but nothing came of it. The
barber testified that Roper seemed sleepy after the ale, and a joke went
round that he must have been drinking some previously. He went out of
the shop without having his hair cut, with several more men--and that
was all the barber knew. Of course Sandy Lett was suspected. People said
he had done it in hope to get himself substituted as bridegroom. Lett,
however, vowed through thick and thin that he was innocent; and nothing
was traced home to him. Neither was the handwriting of the note.
They were married on the Thursday. Grizzel was too glad to get him back
unharmed to make bones about the shorn whiskers. No difficulty was made
about opening the church on a week-day. Clerk Bumford grumbled at it,
but the parson put him down. And the blackberry pie served still for the
wedding-dinner.
XVII.
BREAKING DOWN.
"Have him here a bit."
"Oh! But would you like it?"
"Like it?" retorted the Squire. "I know this: if I were a hard-worked
London clerk, ill for want of change and rest, and I had friends living
in a nice part of the country, I should feel it uncommonly hard if they
did not invite me."
"I'm sure it is very kind of you to think of it," said Mrs. Todhetley.
"Write at once and ask him," said the Squire.
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