Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of itMulford, Clarence Edward
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Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of it
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"I ain't got no love for Arch Wiggins," announced Wood, "but I'm
swallerin' my pride. If he wants an assistant wrangler that knows
more about th' job than he ever will, I'm ready to take orders, an'
sacrifice my independence an' self-respect."
"Where you find one Hallock," chuckled George, "you finds more. We was
brought up like that. I can use an iron with any man on th' range, no
matter who says I'm lyin'."
Larry burst out laughing. "I never let my cub brothers put on no
airs," he declared; "an' some older member of th' family ought to
go along to keep 'em from gettin' into trouble. I'm signin' this
pay-yorseself-pay-roll, with Lin's permission."
"I can't give no permission to anybody in my outfit to brand mavericks,
or run another man's ranch for him," said Sherwood, "but I reckon I can
give some of you boys a few days off, in case you want to go fishin'
over in Green Valley, or chase them cow-hawks Nelson was tellin'
about. Do you chase 'en, or trap 'em, Nelson?"
"You put a hunk of maverick meat on th' end of a rope, an' tie knots in
it," said Johnny. "Th' cow-hawk swallers th' whole thing, an' th' knots
get caught in his innards. Then you shoot him through th' epizootic
with a hunk of lead. Didn't you ever go huntin' 'em?"
"No, but I've heard all about it," replied Sherwood, apologetically.
"Now, lemme see: some of you fellers have got to stay here. There's
twelve, not countin' me, which nobody ever does, anyhow. Twelve, thanks
to them Snake Buttes coyotes, on a ranch that shouldn't have more'n
eight. Well, after all, sizin' up th' twelve an' lumpin' 'em, an'
dividin' it by one real, shore-enough puncher, they only come to eight,
after all. I figger I can do without four of th' laziest--five, if
Nelson stays to show somebody how his job ought to be done. Now, that
makes nine goin 'to Gunsight to spend their time an' money. Somebody
ought to remember about a cook, for I'm sayin' right out loud an' flat,
that our cook ain't gettin' no time off."
"You can't make me sore," chuckled Lem Curtis, culinary artist of the
ranch. "It'd only be out of th' fryin' pan an' into th' fire for me.
Thanks, Lin."
"I can cook good enough for any bow-laigged coyote that ever set foot
on this ranch," declared Art French. "An' besides, I got some scores to
settle up. I'll cook."
"Well," said Sherwood, "I promised Cimarron sometime ago that he could
have a few days off, to rest up from them poker parties. He's a good
foreman an' round-up boss, only he ought to do some work hisself. But
I'm bettin' our wrangler ain't got enough saddle stock within a day's
ride to give you fellers a _remuda_ apiece--say about five to a man."
"If you wasn't th' foreman an' keeper of th' pay-roll," retorted Rich
Morgan, "I'd say you was a cross-eyed fabricator. Cuss yore nerve!
I'm th' best hoss wrangler, barrin' Arch, of course, that ever took a
cussin' from a fool outfit. What th' devil is a little matter like a
herd of forty-five saddle hosses to a man like _me_?"
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