Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of itMulford, Clarence Edward
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Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of it
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
Dahlgren was most successful in his mission, accumulating a fund of
information staggering in its total and barren of reason. His first
accretion of wisdom came when he left East Canyon and descried numerous
punchers zealously bent upon an operation well known to him, and he
rode up for what information he might be able to obtain. Hoping for
a full loaf, expecting a half, he left with a few crumbs which only
increased his appetite for more. In Gunsight his appearance caused
unnecessary hilarity, and his questions as to Smitty's location were
received with impolite guffaws, followed by an explicit description
of Smitty's riding, looks, words, and actions, coupled to various
prophesies, variously stated. When he mentioned Wolf, a veritable gale
of laughter deafened and confused him, and the roundabout, cryptic,
and fragmentary references to Wolf taxed his brain. He gathered the
information that Wolf was wrapped in hides as his preference in
perfumes; that Wolf was in the skin business, without competitors; that
he had descended in the social scale to the point where he traveled
as freight; that he took an arduous, unnecessary, and uncomfortable
journey and was to be known, henceforth and hereafter, as Polecat,
a name being better suited to his habits and preferences. It was
explained that he was not expected back, which accounted for the
half-masted flags and the black bands on the hats. He learned that
Smitty was on the trail of Squint and would catch him if he went far
enough in the right direction, and that Polecat was on the trail
of Smitty, but would have to ride hard; and a further suggestion
postulated the belief that Squint was on the trail of Wolf. Gunsight
was as generous in its liquor as it was in its explanations; it was
open-handed and lavish, and insisted that the distinguished Bar H
ambassador imbibe freely, which he did; and when he was helped into his
saddle and started for home, he tried to repeat what he had heard so
that he would not forget it; and by the time he reached the bunkhouse
he had not forgotten anything but the relations between the various
parts of each thing to be remembered, and his account was verbal hash.
Big Tom learned, among other things equally lucid and valuable, that
Polecat Forbes went after Squint hunting Smitty's holy hat rounding up
SV cows on the Double X part of the Triangle journey and would not be
back until forty miles of hides went up toward Juniper with Two-Spot
keeping tally on Cimarron's wagon.
In the presence of such loquacity, Big Tom lost the power of speech,
choked with feelings of a murderous kind, and used the flat of his foot
as a propulsive agent, which Dahlgren found helped him in getting to
his bunk, where he sprawled out on his back and snored through a cloud
of flies foregathered for their share of what had dribbled.
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