Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of itMulford, Clarence Edward
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Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of it
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"That's allus been sort of gospel down here," said Fanning. "For th'
Lord's sake!" he snorted, in playful pretense. "You takin' eight cards
again?"
"You ain't got no right to ask nobody but th' dealer how many cards he
takes," retorted Dailey. "As a matter of fact, I only took seven. I'm
h--l-bent to get me a pair."
"You _are_ dealing," declared Gurley. "How many did you take?"
"Three jacks," answered Dailey. "If I only had th' other three mebby
I'd _have_ a pair."
"Which same I calls enlightenin' an' 'lucidatin'," muttered Gurley. "I
demands a count of th' deck. But, speakin' of factors, I'd say one to
nine was nearer right, over on th' SV."
"Let him count th' deck," growled Fanning, "before he gets worse. One
to nine! I'm sayin' one to five is close whittlin' down on this range.
It'll come right eight out of ten. Well! well!" he chuckled, as he
looked at his card. "Welcome, welcome, little stranger; how I wondered
what you was! But I'm not pressin' my luck too hard. I sees, an'
trails."
"I'm passin'," sighed Johnny. "Now I says that th' natural increase
of them sixteen hundred an' eighty-five cows th' next year would be
three hundred an' thirty-nine, usin' that gospel factor. Th' herd
would finish th' second year with two thousand an' twenty-four. Usin'
that gospel factor again, it would increase four hundred an' five, an'
finish th' third year with twenty-four hundred an' twenty-nine. This
is the summer of that third year, an' that twenty-four hundred an'
twenty-nine ain't there. There's only twelve hundred an' twenty, which
added to them that Arnold sold, makes fourteen hundred an' fifty-five.
Now I figgers that fourteen hundred an' fifty-five from twenty-four
hundred an' twenty-nine leaves nine hundred an' seventy-four head.
That's what is missin'--nine hundred an' seventy-four head. Call it
nine hundred seventy. Cimarron O.K.'s th' last tally figgers. Everybody
but th' Bar H allows one to five is right. Where did them cattle go to?"
"I call," growled Gurley. "Kings up!"
"You can't never trust assassins," chuckled Dailey, laying down three
tens.
"An' three tens ain't no good tonight," said Fanning, revealing an
eight-full. "Two pair ain't no good to bet on hard, but they're plumb
fine to draw to. What you got, Fraser?" he demanded.
"A headache," grunted Fraser, throwing down his hand.
"Deal 'em up, Fanning," said Dailey. "Where _did_ they go to?" he asked
Johnny.
"I've gone over everythin' I can think of," replied Johnny, leaning
back. "I've figgered hard winters, wolves, fever--there wasn't none of
them. Strayed off? Where to? Would they leave Clear River for an arid
stretch forty miles wide--an' _stay_ away? They have to drink, don't
they? Quicksands? Those that wandered in wouldn't be many, an' them
that was drove in we'll count part of that nine seventy. Where did they
go?"
"Mebby they heard them angel voices callin'," said Fanning, grinning.
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