Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of itMulford, Clarence Edward
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Johnny Nelson: How a one-time pupil of Hopalong Cassidy of the famous Bar-20 ranch in the Pecos Valley performed an act of knight-errantry and what came of it
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"He missed because he wanted to miss," said Big Tom. "One of th' boys
is playin' a joke on you--you know what they've said about that tent.
He come closer than he reckoned on--I'll bet you rocked forward in th'
saddle as he shot."
"Yes, I reckon I did--you know what ridin' is over that hump," Smitty
said. "I remember that when I jerked back as it passed my nose I went
quite a ways--my neck is sore from th' jerk. But I'm tellin' you I
ain't nowise shore it was any joke. An' I says, if it was, it was a
cussed pore one. I'll nat'rally skin any fool _I_ ketches playin' any
more jokes like that on _me_. Cuss it, it skun my nose!"
"A skin fur a skin, huh?" chuckled the foreman. He handed the hat back
to its owner. "There ain't no man on th' range that would miss yore
head, hat or no hat, from them benches. It ain't more than seventy-five
or eighty feet from up there. They aimed to miss you; an' they shaved
it a little too fine, not allowin' for you bobbin' forward. I says it
was one of th' boys. You lay low an' use yore eyes an' ears, an' if
you find out who it was I'll give that fool a dressin' down he won't
forget. A joke's a joke--we all play 'em; but there's such a thing as
ridin' 'em too hard. Did you give th' Doc my message?"
"What message?"
The foreman stared at him and slowly raised his hands. "I'll be
cussed--it was more of a joke than I thought. Didn't I tell you to ride
up there an' tell th' Doc that we wanted to see him tonight? Didn't you
leave here to tell him that, an' for nothin' else?" he demanded, his
voice rising.
"Yeah, I reckon mebby you did," admitted the puncher, uneasily. "You
want to see him tonight, shore."
"I do. Now you fork that cayuse an' get goin'. Good Lord! That bullet
must 'a' hit yore mem'ry." He glanced at his puncher's thigh. "An'
where's yore six-shooter? Did you forget that, somewhere?"
Smitty's hand went to the holster and he cursed heartily. "D--n these
open sheaths! It must 'a' fell out when that jack rabbit did th' fancy
swappin' of ends. Now I got to go get it, but I'm borrowin' a gun to
wear, or I stays here. Somethin' tells me it's unhealthy to go ridin'
around this God-forsaken country without no six-gun."
"Take that spare one of mine, hangin' up over my bunk," offered the
foreman. "She's in good shape. Now, yo're plumb shore you didn't lose
nothin' else, more valuable than earthly belongin's?" he grinned.
"Yo're shore yo're goin' back for yore gun?"
"Shore I am; what you mean?" replied Smitty, suspiciously.
"Nothin' worth mentionin'," smiled Big Tom. "I reckoned mebby you'd
take th' over-mountain trail, seein' as it's shorter."
"Then how could I get my gun?"
"That's what I was wonderin'."
"I'll get it," Smitty assured him. "I'll get it unless yore fool joker
picked it up. Mebby he's a-settin' on it, waitin' to hand it to me, an'
'pologize for missin' me."
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