Ada had just rung the gong, insisting on another drink with the fatuous
obstinacy of drunkards. She lolled in her chair, her hat tilted over
one ear, watching the door for the return of Cassidy with the tray and
glasses, and wondering dimly why Mrs Herring's voice sounded far away,
as if she were speaking through a telephone. Mrs Herring, the tip of
her nose growing a brighter red with drink and vexation, was scolding
and coaxing by turns in a rapid whisper. Suddenly she stopped, her
eyes fixed in a petrified stare at an apparition in the doorway. It
was the devil himself, Ada's husband, the hunchback. As he stood in
the doorway, his eyes travelled from her to his wife. His face turned
white, a nasty greyish white, his eyes snapped like an angry cat's, and
then his face hardened in a sneer. But Ada, who was fast losing
consciousness of her identity, stared at her husband without fear or
surprise. The deadly silence was broken by the arrival of Cassidy, who
nearly ran into Jonah with the tray.
"Beg pardon," said he, briskly, and looking down found himself staring
into the face of a grinning corpse.
"Don't mind me, Cassidy," said the corpse, speaking. "She can stand
another glass, I think."
Cassidy put the tray down with a jerk that upset the glasses.
"I'm very sorry this should have happened, Mr Jones," he stammered.
"I'm very ..."
"Of course you are," cried Jonah. "Ye're sorry fer anythin' that
interferes with yer business of turning men and women into swine."
"Come now," said Cassidy, making a last stand on his dignity, "this is
a public house, and I am bound to serve drink to anyone that asks for
it. As a matter of fact, I didn't know the lady was in this condition
till the barman sent me in to see what could be done."
"You're a liar, an' a fat liar. I hate fat liars--I don't know
why--an' if yer tell another, I'll ram yer teeth down yer throat.
She's been comin' 'ere for months, an' you've been sending her home
drunk for the sake of a few shillings, to poison my life and make her
name a byword in the neighbourhood. Now, listen to me! You'll not
serve that woman again with drink under any pretext whatever."
"I should be glad to oblige you; but this is a public house, as I said
before..."
He stopped as Jonah took a step forward, his fists clenched,
transformed in a moment into Jonah the larrikin, king of the Cardigan
Street Push.
"D'ye remember me, Cassidy?" he cried. "I've sent better men than you
to the 'orspital in a cab. D'ye remember w'en yer were a cop with one
stripe, an' we smashed every window in Flanagan's pub for laggin'?
D'ye remember the time yer used ter turn fer safety down a side street
w'en yer saw us comin'?"
Cassidy's face stiffened for a moment, the old policeman coming to life
again at the sight of his natural enemy, the larrikin. But years of
ease had buried the guardian of the law under layers of fat. He
stepped hastily back from Jonah's fists.
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