She found Chook with his mouth full of nails, hanging pictures at five
shillings the pair; Pinkey, dishevelled, sweating in beads, covered
with dust, her sleeves tucked up to the elbows, ordering Chook to raise
or lower the picture half an inch to increase the effect. It was some
time before Mrs Partridge could find a comfortable chair where she ran
no risk of soiling her best clothes, but when she did she smiled
graciously on them, noting with intense satisfaction Pinkey's stare of
amazement at the black hat, twenty years too young for her face.
"I thought I'd come round and give you a hand," she explained.
"Thanks, Missis," said Chook, thankful for even a little assistance.
Pinkey stared again at the hat, and Mrs Partridge felt a momentary
dissatisfaction with life in possessing such a hat without the right to
wear it in public. In half an hour Chook and Pinkey had altered the
position of everything in the room under the direction of Mrs
Partridge, who sat in her chair like a spectator at the play. At last
they sat down exhausted and Mrs Partridge, who felt as fresh as paint,
gave them her opinion on matrimony and the cares of housekeeping. But
Pinkey, unable to sit in idleness among this beautiful furniture, got
to work with her duster.
"Ah," said Mrs Partridge, "it's natural to take a pride in the bit of
furniture you start with, but when you've been through the mill like I
'ave, you'll think more of your own comfort. There was yer Aunt Maria
wore 'er fingers to the bone polishing 'er furniture on the
time-payment plan, an' then lost it all through the death of 'er
'usband, an' the furniture man thanked 'er kindly fer keepin' it in
such beautiful order when 'e took it away. An' Mrs Ross starved
'erself to buy chairs an' sofas, which she needed, in my opinion, being
too weak to walk about; an' then 'er 'usband dropped a match, an' they
'ad the best fire ever seen in the street, an' 'ave lived in lodgings
ever since."
"That's all right," said Chook uneasily, "but this ain't time-payment
furniture, an' I ain't goin' ter sling matches about like some people
sling advice."
"That's very true," said Mrs Partridge, warming up to her subject, "but
there's no knowin' 'ow careless yer may git when yer stomach's
undermined with bad cookin'."
"Wot rot ye're talkin'!" cried Chook. "Mother taught her to cook a
fair treat these two years. She niver got anythin' to practise on in
your 'ouse."
"That's true," said Mrs Partridge, placidly. "I was never one to
poison meself with me own cooking. When I was a girl I used ter buy a
penn'orth of everythin', peas-pudden, saveloys, pies, brawn, trotters,
Fritz, an' German sausage. Give me the 'am shop, an' then I know who
ter blame, if anythin' goes wrong with me stomach."
Chook gave his opinion of cookshops.
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