Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
"Yes, I have--often. And it's invariably proved a most expensive
sensation."
There was a moment's silence. Then--
"Right," said my brother-in-law. "You're one and all determined to see
me go down. You've watched me drop two hundred, and not one of you's
going to give me a hand to help me pick it up. It may be high-minded,
but it's hardly cordial. Some people might call it churlish.... Upon
my soul, you are a cold-blooded crowd. Have you ever known a deal I
wouldn't come in on? And now, because you are virtuous, I'm to lose my
fun.... Ugh! Hymn Number Four Hundred and Seventy-Seven, 'The Cakes
and Ale are Over.'"
Struggling with laughter, Adèle left her seat and, coming quickly
behind him, set her white hands upon his shoulders.
"Dear old chap," she said, laying her cheek against his, "look at it
this way. You're begging and praying us to let you down. Yes, you
are. And if we helped you to break your word, neither you nor we would
ever, at the bottom of our hearts, think quite so much of us again.
And that's not good enough. Even if you won five thousand pounds it
wouldn't compensate. Respect and self-respect aren't things you can
buy."
"But, sweetheart," objected Berry, "nothing was said about borrowing.
Daphne admits it. If I can raise some money without reference to my
bankers, I'm at liberty to do so."
"Certainly," said Adèle. "But we mustn't help. If that was allowed,
it 'ld knock the bottom out of your promise. You and Daphne and we are
all in the same stable: and that--to mix metaphors--puts us out of
Court. If you ran into a fellow you knew, and he would lend you some
money, or you found a hundred in the street, or a letter for you
arrived----"
"--or one of the lift-boys died, leaving me sole legatee.... I see.
Then I should be within my rights. In fact, if anything which can't
happen came to pass, no one would raise any objection to my taking
advantage of it. You know, you're getting too generous."
"That's better," said Adèle. "A moment ago we were cold-blooded."
Berry winced.
"I take it back," he said humbly. "Your central heating arrangements,
at any rate, are in perfect order. Unless your heart was glowing, your
soft little cheek wouldn't be half so warm."
"I don't know about that," said Adèle, straightening her back. "But we
try to be sporting. And that's your fault," she added. "You've taught
us."
The applause which greeted this remark was interrupted by the entry of
a waiter bearing some letters which had been forwarded from Pau.
A registered package, for which Berry was requested to sign, set us all
thinking.
"Whatever is it?" said Daphne.
"I can't imagine," replied her husband, scrutinising the postmark.
"'Paris'? I've ordered nothing from Paris that I can remember."
"Open it quick," said Jonah. "Perhaps it's some wherewithal."
Berry hacked at the string....
The next instant he leaped to his feet.
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