Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
The blue roan was down, and his master had just kicked him in the belly
when Jonah arrived.
The Spaniard was a big fellow, but my cousin has wrists of steel....
He took the whip from its owner as one takes a toy from a baby. Then
with the butt he hit him across the mouth. The Spaniard reeled, caught
his foot on a stone and fell heavily. Jonah threw down the whip and
took off his coat.
"I don't want to kill him," he said quietly.
When the other rose, he looked extremely ugly. This was largely due to
the fact that most of his front teeth were missing and that it was
difficult, because of the blood, to see exactly where his face ended
and his mouth began. The look in his eyes, however, was suggesting the
intent to kill.
He had no idea, of course, that he was facing perhaps the one man
living who could have thrashed a champion....
It is not often that you will see half a dozen of the most illustrious
members of the National Sporting Club attending an Assault-at-Arms held
at a public school. Three years running I had that honour. The
gentlemen came to see Jonah. And though no applause was allowed during
the boxing, they always broke the rule.... In due season my cousin
went to Oxford.... In his second year, in the Inter-University
contest, he knocked his opponent out in seven seconds. The latter
remained unconscious for more than six hours, each crawling one of
which took a year off Jonah's life. From that day my cousin never put
on the gloves again....
All, however, that the Spaniard saw was a tall lazy-looking man with a
game leg, who by his gross interference had taken him by surprise.
He lowered his head and actually ran upon his fate....
I have never seen "punishment" at once so frightful and so
punctiliously administered. Jonah worked with the swift precision of
the surgeon about the operating table. He confessed afterwards that
his chief concern was to keep his opponent too blind with rage to see
the wisdom of capitulation. He need not have worried....
When it had become obvious that the blessed gifts of sight, smell, and
hearing had been almost wholly withdrawn from the gentleman, when, in
fact, he had practically ceased attempting to defend himself, and
merely bellowed with mortification at every stinging blow, Jonah
knocked him sprawling on to the midden, and drew off his wash-leather
gloves.
The next moment he was down on his knees beside the roan, plucking at
the rough harness with trembling fingers.
Once the horse sought to rise, but at Jonah's word he stopped and laid
down his head.
Between us we got him clear. Then we stood back, and Jonah called him.
With a piteous effort the roan got upon his legs. That there was back
trouble and at least one hock was sprung I saw at a glance. The horse
had been broken down. He was still blowing badly, and I ran for the
flask in the car. When I came back, Jonah was caressing his charger
with tears running down his cheeks....
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