Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
It was largely due to the interest of Señor Don Fedriani that, five
days later, I had the privilege of sitting for fifty minutes upon an
extremely uncomfortable chair in the Oratory of Jeanne d'Albret, and
listening at intervals, by means of a delicate instrument, to the
biggest receiver in France and his confederates stumbling still more
uncomfortably along a dank and noisome passage towards penal servitude
for life.
Had he known that the Villa Buichi was surrounded, that the caretaker
was already in custody, that a file of soldiers was following a quarter
of a mile in his rear, and that the van which was to take him to prison
was waiting in the Château's courtyard, my gentleman, who had 'lived
soft,' could not have been more outspoken about the condition of his
path.
Not until he had quite finished and had inquired in a blasphemous
whisper if all were present, was the strip of magnesium ignited and the
photograph made....
I have a copy before me.
The knaves are not looking their best, but the grouping is superb.
_The Toilet of Venus_ makes a most exquisite background.
CHAPTER XI
HOW BERRY PUT OFF HIS MANHOOD, AND ADÈLE SHOWED A FAIR PAIR OF HEELS
But for Susan, I should not have seen the Château, and, but for the
merest accident, we should not have revisited Gavarnie. And that would
have been a great shame.
It was the day before we were spared this lasting reproach that my
brother-in-law stood stiffly before a pier-glass in his wife's
bed-chamber. Deliberately Berry surveyed himself.
We stood about him with twitching lips, not daring to trust our tones.
At length--
"But what a dream!" said my brother-in-law. "What an exquisite,
pluperfect dream!" Jill shut her eyes and began to shake with
laughter. "I suppose it was made to be worn, or d'you think someone
did it for a bet? 'A Gentleman of the Court of Louis XIV.' Well, I
suppose a French firm ought to know. Only, if they're right, I don't
wonder there was a revolution. No self-respecting nation could hold up
its head with a lot of wasters shuffling about Versailles with the
seats of their breeches beginning under their hocks. That one sleeve
is three inches shorter than the other and that the coat would
comfortably fit a Boy Scout, I pass over. Those features might be
attributed to the dictates of fashion. But I find it hard to believe
that even in that fantastic age a waistcoat like a loose cover ever
really obtained."
Adèle sank into a chair and covered her eyes.
With an effort I mastered my voice.
"I think, perhaps," I ventured, "if you wore them for an hour or two,
they might--might shake down. You see," I continued hurriedly, "you're
not accustomed----"
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