Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
Instantly the long straight road presented a bend, and I eased her up
with a frown. We took the corner at fifty, the car holding the road as
though this were banked for speed. As we flashed by the desolate
race-course and the ground on which Piers had alighted two hours
before, I lifted a grateful head. It was clear that what corners we
met could be counted out. With such a grip of the road and such
acceleration, the time which anything short of a hairpin bend would
cost us was almost negligible.
As if annoyed at my finding, the road for the next five miles ran
straight as a die. For over three of those miles the lady whose lap we
sat in was moving at eighty-four.
A hill appeared--a long, long hill, steep, straight, yellow--tearing
towards us.... We climbed with the rush of a lift--too fast for our
stomachs.
The road was improving now, but, as if to cancel this, a steep, winding
hill fell into a sudden valley. As we were dropping, I saw its
grey-brown fellow upon the opposite side, dragging his tedious way to
the height we had left.
We lost time badly here, for down on the flat of the dale a giant lorry
was turning, while a waggon was creeping by. For a quarter of a
precious minute the road was entirely blocked. Because of the coming
ascent the check hit us hard. In a word, it made a mountain out of a
molehill. What the car might have swallowed whole she had to
masticate. She ate her way up the rise, snorting with indignation....
A mile (or a minute, Sirs, whichever you please) was all the grace she
had to find her temper. Then the deuce of a hill swerved down to the
foot of another--long, blind, sinuous. The road was writhing like a
serpent. We used it as serpents should be used. Maybe it bruised our
heels: we bruised its head savagely....
We were on the level now, and the way was straight again. A dot ahead
was a waggon. I wondered which way it was going. I saw, and we passed
it by in the same single moment of time. That I may not be thought
inobservant, forty-five yards a second is a pace which embarrasses
sight.
A car came flying towards us. At the last I remarked with a smile it
was going our way. A flash of paint, a smack like the flap of a sail,
and we were by.
A farm was coming. I saw the white of its walls swelling to ells from
inches. I saw a hen, who had seen us, starting to cross our path.
Simultaneously I lamented her death--needlessly. She missed
destruction by yards. I found myself wondering whether, after all, she
had held on her way. Presently I decided that she had and, anxious to
retrace her steps, had probably awaited our passage in some
annoyance....
We swam up another hill, flicked between two waggons, slashed a village
in half and tore up the open road.
The daylight was waning now, and Piers switched on the hooded light
that illumined the instrument-board. With a frown I collected my lady
for one last tremendous effort before the darkness fell.
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