Humorous stories; Love stories; Pau (France) -- Fiction
The terrier squirmed, laid his head upon the ground, and then rolled
over upon his back....
"You can't blame the dog," said I. "Besides, he'll pay for it.
Quarter of a pound of chocolates'll fairly----"
"I've just remembered," said Daphne, "that they weren't chocolates at
all. They were _marrons glacés_--the last of the bunch. They won't
make any more this year."
Berry wiped his forehead,
"Are you saying this," he demanded, "to torment me? Or is it true?"
"It's a C.B. fact."
"But what about tea?" screamed her husband. "Tea without a _marron
glacé_ will be like--like Hell without the Prince of Darkness."
"I can't help it. France has a close season for them."
Berry hid his face in his hands.
"Under my chair!" he wailed. "The last of the bunch (sic). And I
never ate one!"
"Come, come," said I. "Similarly placed, what would Epicurus have
done?"
"I know," said Adèle.
"What?" said Berry.
My wife smiled.
"He'd 've made tracks for Spain," she said.
* * * * *
The French sergeant saluted, Daphne nodded, Berry said, "Down with
everything," I touched my hat, and we rolled slowly over the little
bridge out of one country into another.
Our reception was very serious.
So far as our papers were concerned, the Spanish N.C.O. knew his job
and did it with a soldierly, if somewhat trying, precision. Pong was
diligently compared with the tale of his _triptyque_. Our faces were
respectively compared with the unflattering vignettes pasted upon our
passports. The visas were deliberately inspected. Our certificates
were unfolded and scrutinised. Our travelling pass was digested. To
our great relief, however, he let the luggage go. We had no
contraband, but we were two hours late, and to displace and replace
securely a trunk and a dressing-case upon the back of a coupé takes
several minutes and necessitates considerable exertion of a very
unpleasant kind. Finally, having purchased a local permit for five
pesetas, we were suffered to proceed.
We were now at the mouth of a gorge and the pass was before us. Had
the gorge been a rift in the range, a road had been cut by the side of
the torrent, and our way, if tortuous, had been as flat as your hand.
But the gorge was a _cul de sac_--a beautiful blind alley, with
mountains' flanks for walls. So the road had been made to scale one
side of the alley--to make its winding way as best it could, turning
and twisting and doubling upon itself, up to a windy saddle which we
could hardly see.
I gave the car its head, and we went at a wicked hill as a bull at a
gate.
Almost immediately the scenery became superb.
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