Joseph and His Friend: A Story of PennsylvaniaTaylor, Bayard
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Joseph and His Friend: A Story of Pennsylvania
Taylor, Bayard
Pennsylvania -- Fiction
"They're generally _tried_, anyhow. The cute fellow who first hit upon
the idea meant to keep it dark, but the oilers, you'll find, have got
their teeth skinned, and what they can't find out isn't worth finding
out! Lord! I torpedoed my wells at midnight, and it wasn't a week before
the Fluke was at it, bustin' and bustin' all their dry auger-holes!"
"The _what_!" Joseph exclaimed.
"Fluke. Queer name, isn't it? But that's nothing: we have the Crinoline,
the Pipsissaway, the Mud-Lark, and the Sunburst, between us and
Tideoute."
"What is the name of your company, if I may ask?"
"About as queer as any of 'em,—the Chowder."
Joseph started, in spite of himself. "It seems to me I have heard of
that company," he managed to say.
"O no doubt," replied the stranger. "'T isn't often quoted in the
papers, but it's _known_. I'm rather proud of it, for I got it up. I was
boring—boss, though—at three dollars a day, two years ago, and now I
have my forty thousand a year, 'free of income tax,' as the Insurance
Companies say. But then, where one is lucky like the Chowder, a hundred
busts."
Joseph rapidly collected himself while the man was speaking. "I should
very much like to see your wells," he said. "Will you be there a day or
two from now? My name is Asten,—not that you have ever heard of it
before."
"Shall be glad to hear it again, though, and to see you," said the man.
"My name is Blenkinsop."
Again it was all that Joseph could do to restrain his astonishment.
"I suppose you are the President of the Chowder?" he ventured to say.
"Yes," Mr. Blenkinsop answered, "since it's a company. It was all mine
at the start, but I wanted capital, and I had to work 'em."
"What other important companies are there near you?"
"None of any account, except the Fluke and the Depravity. _They_ flow
tolerable now, after torpedoing. To be sure, there are kites and catches
with all sorts o' names,—the Penny-royal, the Ruby, the Wallholler
(whatever _that_ is), and the Amaranth,—ha, ha!"
"I think I have heard of the Amaranth," Joseph mildly remarked.
"Lord! are you _bit_ already?" Mr. Blenkinsop exclaimed, fixing his
small, sharp eyes on Joseph's face.
"I—I really don't know what you mean."
"No offence: I thought it likely, that's all. The Amaranth is Kanuck's
last dodge. He keeps mighty close, but if he don't feather his nest in a
hurry, at somebody's expense, _I_ ain't no judge o' men!"
Joseph did not dare to mention the Amaranth again. He parted with Mr.
Blenkinsop at Tarr Farm, and went on to Oil City, where he spent a day
in unprofitable wanderings, and then set out up the river, first to seek
the Chowder wells, and afterwards to ascertain whether there was any
perennial beauty in the Amaranth.
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