Joseph and His Friend: A Story of PennsylvaniaTaylor, Bayard
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Joseph and His Friend: A Story of Pennsylvania
Taylor, Bayard
Pennsylvania -- Fiction
When they were seated in the comfortable front room, Mr. Blessing opened
his satchel and produced a large leather-covered flask. Julia was
probably accustomed to his habits, for she at once brought a glass from
the sideboard.
"I am still plagued with my old cramps," her father said to Joseph, as
he poured out a stout dose. "Physiologists, you know, have discovered
that stimulants diminish the wear and tear of life, and I find their
theories correct. You, in your pastoral isolation and pecuniary
security, can form no conception of the tension under which we men of
office and of the world live, _Beatus ille_, and so forth,—strange that
the only fragment of Latin which I remember should be so appropriate! A
little water, if you please, Julia."
In the evening, when Mr. Blessing, slippered, sat before the open
fireplace, with a cigar in his mouth, the object of his sudden visit
crept by slow degrees to the light. "Have you been dipping into oil?" he
asked Joseph.
Julia made haste to reply. "Not yet, but almost everybody in the
neighborhood is ready to do so now, since Clemson has realized his fifty
thousand dollars in a single year. They are talking of nothing else in
the village. I heard yesterday, Joseph, that Old Bishop has taken three
thousand dollars' worth of stock in a new company."
"Take my advice, and don't touch 'em!" exclaimed Mr. Blessing.
"I had not intended to," said Joseph.
"There is this thing about these excitements," Mr. Blessing continued:
"they never reach the rural districts until the first sure harvest is
over. The sharp, intelligent operators in the large cities—the men who
are ready to take up soap, thimbles, hand-organs, electricity, or
hymn-books, at a moment's notice—always cut into a new thing before its
value is guessed by the multitude. Then the smaller fry follow and
secure their second crop, while your quiet men in the country are
shaking their heads and crying 'humbug!' Finally, when it really gets to
be a humbug, in a speculative sense, they just begin to believe in it,
and are fair game for the bummers and camp-followers of the financial
army. I respect Clemson, though I never heard of him before; as for Old
Bishop, he may be a very worthy man, but he'll never see the color of
his three thousand dollars again."
"Pa!" cried Julia, "how clear you do make everything. And to think that
I was wishing—O, wishing so much!—that Joseph would go into oil."
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