Woman iz the glass ware ov kreashun. She iz luvly, and brittle, but she haz run up everything we really enjoy in this life from 25 cents on the dollar to par. Adam, without Eve, would hav been az stupid a game az playing checkures alone. Thare haz been more butiful things sed in her praze than thare haz ov enny other animate thing, and she is worthy ov them all. She is not an angell tho, and i hope she wont never go into the angell bizzness. Angells on earth dont pay. The only mistake that woman haz ever made iz to think she iz a better man than Adam. Adam iz captin, and i am reddy to admit, that he iz often a dreadphull poor one too. Woman iz the power behind the throne, she holds all the best playing kards in the pak, and her own good sense ought to teach her not to be in enny hurry to play them. I hav allwus sed, and i beleaf it still, that the time to be karfullest iz when you hav a hand phull ov trumps. _PRIVATE SENTIMENTS._ If i had 75 children i would be sure and learn 60 ov them to allwus shut the door after them when they went out, and i wouldn't kare whether the other 15 ever learnt mutch or not. * * * * * Yung man, yu better be honest than cunning, and it iz hard work to be both. 30 Days. JUNE. 1875. Q.--What's yure favourite color? @ @ @ A.--Blood bay. @ @ [Illustration] _They "go in" like a pair ov yung tigers. And neither seems anxious to stop, Till they are suddenly brought to their senses, By a vigilant, fierce looking "cop."_