Ekonemy iz the art ov allwuss gitting the worth ov yure munny, and gitting the right change bak, and it iz also the art ov making 10 cents, once in a while, go az fur az a shilling. It iz like an ear fur musik, it has got to be born the same time yu are, or not at all. Yu kant larn an extravagant person to be ekonomikal enny more than yu kan learn a muskeeter to quit eating, when he haz got enuff. Thiz iz funny, but it iz too true to laff at. Ekonemy iz the mother-in-law ov Prosperity, and she iz one ov them kind ov mother-in-laws that never made enny disturbanse in the family. Ekonemy haz made more munny in this world than spekulashun ever haz, and thare iz another thing about it, she allwuss hangs on to it. Thare iz only one trubble about ekonemy, it sumtimes runs into avarice, and then all itz buty iz destroyed. It iz better to be a spendthrift, than a mizer. The Billings family hav allwuss bin noticed in history for their ekonemy. Jericho Billings, one ov our primevals, kept the same pair ov boots 26 years, but he wore out 9 souls, and 5 pairs ov upper leathers in the meantime. _HARK!_ Cunning men are like a hand saw,--they only hav teeth on one side ov them. * * * * * Next in point ov meanness, to doing a man an injury, iz to do him a favour, and every now, and then, remind him ov it. 31 Days. OCTOBER. 1875. Q.--Who's yure favourite painters? @ @ @ A.--Sunrize and sunset. § @ @ [Illustration] _Having sold out hiz papers, our hero, To some cheap hash hous skampers away, And after he calls for hiz luncheon, He reckons his gains for the day._