Thare are certain things in this world that seem just az tho they waz born for each other, and ham, and egg, are two ov them things. Altho they cum from quite different lokalitys, they must be twins, for they are so often seen together. If i kan hav all the ham, and egg i want, kodphish bawls may tak a bak seat for the present. Vittles and drink hav allwuss been a staple artikle with human natur, and when they play out, i am reddy to quit. Sum pholks are so etherial that they kan liv on the smell ov biled kabbage, but i must hav a chunk ov the kabbage. Pholks may talk about ambrozial nektar az mutch az they pleze, they kant phool me with enny ov thoze kind ov essences, for i hav lived just long enuff to find out, that the best ov society, hav got to hav their biled vittles, kind ov reglar, even if they tak them on the sli, or they will soon peg out. Natur is natur, and she will hav her ham, and egg. Natur iz a little raw once in a while, but she allwuss stands up for her rights, and tho yu may defraud her, yu kant kompromise with her. Ham, and egg, was a bevarage long before Noahs freshet. _TAKE NOTISS._ Good breeding makes all kondishuns ov life equal. * * * * * Anger allwus hurts us more than it duz the other phellow which we git mad at. 30 Days. NOVEMBER. 1875. Q.--What's yure idea ov happiness? @ @ @ A.--Tite gluvs, and eazy boots. @ @ @ [Illustration] _After greedily eatin his luncheon, He lies bak and snoozes a bit, And when nite cums you'll find him enjoying, A seat in the Bowery pit._