+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _STROKE OARS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || @ Mutch kold @ | | | 2| G || mares nest @ | Pashunce iz a good thing for a | | 3| M || diskovered 1810 § | man to hav, but when he haz got | | 4| T || @ now keep cool @ | so mutch ov it, that he kan fish | | 5| W || @ @ Ben Butler | all day, over the side of a boat, | | 6| T || iz a lawyer @ @ | without enny bait on hiz hook, | | 7| F || @ less koldly @ | lazyness iz what's the matter ov | | 8| S || sarch *** for Ω | him. | | 9| G || @ ice @ expekt | | |10| M || @ sum @ @ | | |11| T || inkrease Ω Σ ov | * * * * * | |12| W || | | |13| T || @ weather § * § | Pills will sumtimes refuze to | |14| F || Flora Temple @ | akt on the liver, but sawing wood | |15| S || ¶ × could + | never will. | |16| G || trot fast @ § @ | | |17| M || @ more koldfull ! | | |18| T || Job Perkins @ @ | * * * * * | |19| W || @ * kreated * @ | | |20| T || @ @ 1264 × (@) | When i waz 20 i knew twice az | |21| F || kold rather @ ¶ | mutch az i do now, and the way | |22| S || @ @ waxes | things are going on, if i should | |23| G || @ @ Job @ @ | liv to be 75, i dont expekt to kno | |24| M || Perkins @ @ Ψ | nothing. | |25| T || @ @ @ loved @ | | |26| W || onions @ ¶ | | |27| T || @!! now is the !!@ | * * * * * | |28| F || winter ov @ Σ | | |29| S || @ @ our diskontent | Thare iz no radikal kure for | |30| G || @ @ examine *|* | lazyness, but starvashun will cum | |31| M || @ + yure geese | the nearest to it. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE VEGATABEL BITTERS MAN._