+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _FIGGER HEDS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || Dern kold @ the | | | 2| W || kockroach haz no | Kats are very humble, espeshily | | 3| T || sting @ prepare | just after they hav committed | | 4| F || for more @@@ | sum nu kind ov deviltry. | | 5| S || @ @ weather | | | 6| G || Bonaparte fit @--@ | * * * * * | | 7| M || § for a living :@: | | | 8| T || sighns * ov * wind | The man who iz allwuss trieing | | 9| W || now sing sams | to kreate a sensashun, will git so | |10| T || Jake @@ Turner | pretty soon, that he kant kreate | |11| F || departed @ 1830 | even a disturbance. | |12| S || | | |13| G || Ω ω snowy @@@ | | |14| M || Jake Turner Ψ Σ | * * * * * | |15| T || !-?-! waz a @@ | | |16| W || c-o-n-s-t-a-b-l-e | If yu want to git a fust klass | |17| T || @it duz § snow@ | situashun in sum alms house, | |18| F || @ @ now | giv all yure property to yure | |19| S || slay hogs :(): | children before yu die. | |20| G || @ [] for pork | | |21| M || lessly --!!-- cold | | |22| T || Washington @ | * * * * * | |23| W || @ [::] could §@@§ | | |24| T || @ not lie @ wind | | |25| F || more fluktuous | Thare's lots ov men in this | |26| S || expekt visitors @ | world that are like a rooster, | |27| G || @ snow-squally | take the cockade, and spurs off | |28| M || now munch @@@ | from them, and yu couldn't hardly | |29| T || @ Ω @ slapjax | tell them from a hen. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE KROW._