+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _FRONT TEETH._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| W || Windy @ winds @ | | | 2| T || @ Congress gits | Wize men sumtimes bild air | | 3| F || together @ [ @ | kastles just for the fun ov the | | 4| S || now ß look out | thing, it iz only the phools who | | 5| G || @ @ for wind | bild them, and then undertake to | | 6| M || watch hens @ @ | liv in them. | | 7| T || @ for eggs @ | | | 8| W || @ wind more @ so | | | 9| T || Frank Dutcher | * * * * * | |10| F || appeared 1742 @ | | |11| S || @ wind howls @ | I hav seen folks who waz violently | |12| G || | oppozed to gambling, simply | |13| M || @ @ Frank @ @ | bekauze they had found out | |14| T || D-u-t-c-h-e-r | that they couldn't win. | |15| W || @ @ waz @ @ a | | |16| T || failure @ ~ @ | | |17| F || wind @ shouts | * * * * * | |18| S || @ now ! ask @ | | |19| G || k!o!n!u!md!r!u!m!s | | |20| M || @ @ windy @ @ | I notiss one thing, when a man | |21| T || William @ Penn | stubs his toe he cussess all | |22| W || @ @ waz a @ @ | kreashun fust, then the toe, but | |23| T || quaker @ @ @ | never himself. | |24| F || @ wind @ | | |25| S || frackshus ¶ @ @ | | |26| G || @ now hunt | * * * * * | |27| M || weazels @ @ @ | | |28| T | | @ wind @ | | |29| W || more south :: | Dont change yure bait mi boy, | |30| T || @ @ @ than it | if yu are ketching fish with angle | |31| F || (w) (a) (z) @ @ | worms--stik to the worms. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE KROTON BUG._